By Anonymous - 25/08/2009 11:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I spotted my neighbour's cat sitting on their front garden. I bent over and began walking towards it with my hand out saying, "Hello pussycat!" I was only a few feet away when I realised I was talking to a white bag of sand. I turned to see my family in hysterics. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 850
You deserved it 40 685

Same thing different taste

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@49, 52 You know, you don't have to reply to the very first comment just to get attention.

twist_n_shout 0

My comment was relevant to the first comment. The first person said "Big deal?" and I SUPPORTED it with "MLIA", which stands for "my life is average", thus further promoting the fact that what happened was not a big deal. You know, you don't have to be rude and reply to people who have replied to the first comment just to get attention.

mndz_mkl 0

lol reminds me of you. wait, does that make me the same ?????? D:

smnc 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA , I Was Dyinq Off Dhis ! One YDi Fuh Callinq Dhaa Cat A " PussyCat" In Tha First Place . Naaaa But Dhis Is Hilarious ! Is Made My Niqht , Thankks(=

Do you know how to write in English? Or are you only good at ebonics?

I agree with you though. Who says "pussycat"?

LMFAO okay now THAT is HILARIOUS!!!! but trust me, without my contacts or glasses i would have done the sammme thing!! lls

rocketbest 0

hahahhaha, you dont miss with pussycat .............

This isn't an FML at all, but it's still very funny for some reason. Because of this part: "with my hand out saying, "Hello pussycat."

waaaaaaaa! clearly not a fml but a you dumb idiot