Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today my fiancé broke up with me. Two hours later, the store I bought my wedding dress from called to say it’s ready to be picked up. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
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null_fml 11
This is your chance to toy with her. Let her know that you were in exactly her position. Tell her her time is coming up too. Keep asking her if she knows where her fiancé is, and grin evilly. Be creative! Have fun with this rare situation!
sweetpea129 0
poor thing!
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bmwsweetie 0
I'm sorry darlin'! My now ex-Fiance and I just split in October because he cheated on me and they got engaged over Thanksgiving. Just kill her with kindness and I would nonchalantly make sure she knows who you are! Then begin to tell her how wonderful your life is now that you don't have to worry about him. Listen to the song Best Days of your Life by Kellie Pickler -0---Very empowering in our situation ~once a cheater, Always a cheater.~ ~I've got my pride, and she's got you~
anxietybear 0
omg! awkward!! That's Horriable
ccbooya18 0
I smell a sitcom!! ... oh sorry, you can tell her what color will your flowers be, pain, I mean purple or revenge, I mean red!
abbeyrios 0
wow....I wouldve slapped her and refused service
SeximusPrime 0
Find her the ugliest dress there and insist it's perfect for her :P
leadrunner751 3
FAKE
THE_A_TEEN 28
Jump off a building!
tashasam 0
argeed with #3 ! play with her!
pohkerfayce 0
ooh
AtomicBryce 0
aww that sucks
Photo94 2
Im so sorry:( my ex basically did the samee thing to me and I found out TODAY. I feel your pain :(