hospital
United States
Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
dr mamour
Paris, France
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
jonh_215
United States
Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
WTFFAIL
Montreal, Canada
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Anonymous
Utrecht, Netherlands
Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Detroit, United States
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Matthew
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, I awoke with a swollen, painful testicle. I called the ambulance and went to the hospital. After they'd done an ultrasound, it's a bad infection. My nurse was someone I used to know and had a major crush on. She's responsible for checking my testicle every 20 minutes when she checks my heart rate. FML
HairyBoobs
United States
So, here's the thing…
Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
OhPleaseNo
OhPleaseNo
We could be heroes
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
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knibbsy 4
Man, you're new job is nuts! What a hairy situation. You did some hangin' around the office, only to get low-balled by your boss.
xxxbooxxx 16
Eww!!
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tengrich 1
agree
LemonStarship 5
Why on earth would you have to do that? I don't see how this would benefit his health. Am I missing something here?
kom84 0
testicular cancer maybe, people don't go to hospital because it's fun
wriptidez 0
hope u were genital errr gentle
xFaust_fml 12
Why is everybody saying FML??? It's his effing job! What did you think OP, that hospitals were full of George Clooneys, always smelled like roses and you would have to sit there and watch people heal miraculously? FFS, if you work in a hospital you should know that you will have to do the most disgusting, repulsing things you wouldn't even THINK someone needed to do, like shaving an old man's testicles, clean people, vomit, blood, piss, shit, watch people suffer, see people die, being helpless... What did you think??? Hospitals aren't glamorous. It stinks, it's sad, and tiring. If you weren't ready for that then maybe you should'ce chosen another path.
fits138 0
^this. thank you!
munkee_6669 0
dude you work in a hospital what did you expect? stop bitching and being a pussy. YDI.
christa953 12
hey- someones gotta do it
kom84 0
well said man, I am a trainee nurse an have to hear this sort of shit all the time. I don't think people understand it's not like the movies all smiles and lollies
kom84 0
That was meant to be a reply to #70
Richisme 0
Lol. Old farts, young tarts :p
Koot_fml 0
I'd rather be the shaver, then the shavee, he's the guy with a blade. against his nuts. YDI