hospital
United States
Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
dr mamour
Paris, France
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
jonh_215
United States
Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML
WTFFAIL
Montreal, Canada
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Anonymous
Utrecht, Netherlands
Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Detroit, United States
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Matthew
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, I awoke with a swollen, painful testicle. I called the ambulance and went to the hospital. After they'd done an ultrasound, it's a bad infection. My nurse was someone I used to know and had a major crush on. She's responsible for checking my testicle every 20 minutes when she checks my heart rate. FML
HairyBoobs
United States
So, here's the thing…
Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
OhPleaseNo
OhPleaseNo
We could be heroes
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
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knibbsy 4
Man, you're new job is nuts! What a hairy situation. You did some hangin' around the office, only to get low-balled by your boss.
xxxbooxxx 16
Eww!!
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littlemissdqgirl 8
I agree with 12. it's part of your job. I see many more hairy balls needing to be shaved and/or cleaned in your future.
FFML_314 12
It's a problem, because you're irritating. OBVIOUSLY! Now, go to the bottom where you BELONG!
sourgirl101 29
Go nuts!
molil_4810 0
yukk ewwwwwww pukeeee blahhhh!!!
FFML_314 12
Yoasuf alksvnoiouge. I hope that was easier for him to understand.
steeledwolf 8
yuck...
mrahhhhh 21
Well OP if you've never seen white pubes, here's your chance!
boticelli_fml 0
definitely something she should look forward to huh ? rofl
ndbmjmmmc 1
its not gunna be like all the tv shows you know :/ quit whinging and grow a pair like the old man ;)
VinceCarter 0
wtf, ******..
FYLDeep 26
What the ****? Was he having an operation on his balls? Can't think of any other reason they would need to be shaved.
Jay1D 0
He may have been having a visectamy(can't spell) although I think if that were true he would have got it earlier.
FYLDeep 26
But does that mean that this old guy is with pre-menopausal women? Did you shave a rich guys balls OP? Should have thrown in a little extra service. Maybe you could have made some money.
xFaust_fml 12
Considering his age, I'd say maybe a hydrocelectomy. Testicles cancer is more frequent for young men, but it could've been otchiectomy too, in which case OP's a bitch for complaining, because that old man doesn't have anything to shavr anymore.