Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML
Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I escaped an abusive relationship, only for him to manipulate my family into thinking i’m crazy. FML
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Top comments
Soninuva 41
If it's truly that bad, you should consider a restraining order instead of taking measures as extreme as faking your own death.
pirup 13
She'd find you eventually if it is that bad
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Comments (57)
Tripartita 45
I'd recommend the Francis Dolarhyde approach which involves pretending to commit suicide in front of a blind person and then having them feel somebody else's corpse.
One_Way 43
Just as long as OP has a spare corpse lying around that she isn't using, it sounds like a great plan.
countryb_cth 38
Pretty sure I have one she can use. Got to dig it up though, may take some time he's in there deep.
goodvsevil1275 20
Faking your death is actually a crime, so probably not the smartest idea. A protective order would get the job done without the legal implications
SecundusSecunda 27
What!? It is?! Vsauce lied to me!
ShizuTheKawaii 10
try the witness protection program
GeorgiaBea 28
Grow a pair. It's not that hard.
fakedsincerity 32
watch out, we've got a badass over here.
mds9986 24
OP is female, so not only is that hard, it's physically impossible.
CharismaGeek 19
Uhm, why is she stalking you?
fmljosh1015 20
You can always just move...
abdur5 2
I saw how this person used mum in their thing. Then I saw Australia.
LoLoLibra1 14
???
Jiangarang 8
Three words: restraining order now.
alvarny 17
watch Gone Girl for inspiration