Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML
Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I escaped an abusive relationship, only for him to manipulate my family into thinking i’m crazy. FML
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Top comments
Soninuva 41
If it's truly that bad, you should consider a restraining order instead of taking measures as extreme as faking your own death.
pirup 13
She'd find you eventually if it is that bad
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Comments (57)
ohSNAPyall 27
She needs a hobby.
laurelfire 15
Australia's massive OP, I'm sure there's somewhere you could move to where she'd have a hell of a hard time finding you.
worldclassrager 41
Since when do parents do not stalk their children?
Duckybird101 5
I can relate but for me its my dad.
Onoconah 11
that's your mother dude! she gave birth to you, brought you into this world! if you're under the age of 18 then get over it but your above 18 and have moved out... fake your own death
HadleyTCanine 15
Giving birth to someone doesn't entitle you to be allowed to emotionally abuse them to your heart's content.
NattyMojo 4
I'm right here with you. it seems there is no escape
Erksangel 25
That is pretty messed up...
SAGARCo 19
There's probably a reason she's so overprotective; maybe she had a friend who's child died. Besides, be glad you have a mom.
Matteo_G 16
i've been there too, you have to make her understand that there's a limit. i mean ok they do that because they are worried for us and stuff but too much is never good. and she'll get that eventually in the hard way when you'll be pissed enough as it happened for me. i'm sorry, FYL
Death546 25
I feel sorry for you if it's really that bad. Get a restraining order and call the cops if she doesn't follow the rules.