Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
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DestinyNiya
| 33
Aww, just buy your friend a new book.
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xlord
| 27
Don't ever tell her if you lose your car/house keys!!
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DestinyNiya
| 33
Aww, just buy your friend a new book.
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cinskeep43
| 15
no way!! a faked death would be so much more fun. and nobody goes to bookstores these days
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orbit
| 22
They still have bookstores?
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cadillacgal79
| 32
Yes they still have bookstores, but fangirls/boys and book lovers alike inhabit them. *hisses while standing in front of the door* my precious.....
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PinkieKeen
| 20
It's pretty sad that you guys really think that nobody except "fangirls and fanboys" go to bookstores.
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xlord
| 27
Don't ever tell her if you lose your car/house keys!!
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ShadowOpsV4
| 13
Let's all remember that it is just a book
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shay_serendipity
| 29
"Mom, I can't find the house keys"
"... Now we can't ever get back into our home!! Time to move to a new country and start a new life!"
"But don't we have a spare-"
"IT'S TOO LATE NOW, WE NEED TO GO. THERE IS NO GOING BACK"
"... Now we can't ever get back into our home!! Time to move to a new country and start a new life!"
"But don't we have a spare-"
"IT'S TOO LATE NOW, WE NEED TO GO. THERE IS NO GOING BACK"
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WCARlover
| 34
I'm sure she was kidding. But if she wasn't, that's pretty messed up...also, instead of just fessing up you should buy your friend a new book
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jerryj
| 27
My advice: do it in a creative, artistic manner.
Trust me on this.
Trust me on this.
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DarksideDoll
| 31
I advise OP's mother to start writing soap operas.
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missjessicamarie
| 14
Why not just buy her a new book? Maybe your mom should get checked out to make sure she doesn't have a disorder, like bipolar disorder. That way they can give her some medicine to make her better.
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Cass_x
| 22
Taking medication for everything that may be wrong with you isn't the best thing to do, you know
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wang33334
| 12
I think I sorta get your sense of humor. It is pretty.....um....medical.
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cocainewhore
| 30
#5 bipolar disorder is nothing like that though.
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Nyx7
| 24
Chances are she isn't bipolar, sounds more like she's skitzo
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greencurtains74
| 11
thats not skitzophrenic sounding at all....
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Lika1712
| 11
@29 & 30 that's not even how you spell " Schizophrenia " and also, I'm sure the mum's just joking around and being over dramatic for the fun of it.
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Welshite
| 39
It's a good strategy, and you seem well suited to it as a Hylian princess. Fake your death, go into hiding, and wait for Link to find you.
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showmeyourears
| 19
Or better yet, disguise yourself as a man and follow your friend around, teaching her magical songs until she finds the book herself and you can reveal your identity.
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clemsi
| 20
Try having her run into a bookshelf. I did that once and the book I found led me to a sword and three medallions.
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ChenEighty
| 20
Last time I lost something my friend gave me I hid in Venezuela for 6 years, your mom is under reacting!
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ChristianH39
| 30
By "something" do you mean cocaine and was this friend a drug Lord?
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Zman2017
| 18
You better get running girl, your friend is gonna hunt you down. Pick somewhere and go. Might I suggest Nebraska, it's lovely this time of year
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kinky44
| 28
Nebraska is lovely never. Don't try to trick OP like that.
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trellz17
| 19
I know that feeling all too well, when you lose something that doesn't belong to you. Sometimes depending on what it is faking your death does seem that bad.
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Bloink
| 25
well that's one way to solve the problem