By hylianprincess - 25/09/2014 11:19 - United States

Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
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DestinyNiya 33

Aww, just buy your friend a new book.

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xlord 27

Don't ever tell her if you lose your car/house keys!!

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DestinyNiya 33

Aww, just buy your friend a new book.

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cinskeep43 15

no way!! a faked death would be so much more fun. and nobody goes to bookstores these days

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orbit 22

They still have bookstores?

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cadillacgal79 32

Yes they still have bookstores, but fangirls/boys and book lovers alike inhabit them. *hisses while standing in front of the door* my precious.....

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PinkieKeen 20

It's pretty sad that you guys really think that nobody except "fangirls and fanboys" go to bookstores.

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xlord 27

Don't ever tell her if you lose your car/house keys!!

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ShadowOpsV4 13

Let's all remember that it is just a book

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shay_serendipity 29

"Mom, I can't find the house keys" "... Now we can't ever get back into our home!! Time to move to a new country and start a new life!" "But don't we have a spare-" "IT'S TOO LATE NOW, WE NEED TO GO. THERE IS NO GOING BACK"

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WCARlover 34

I'm sure she was kidding. But if she wasn't, that's pretty messed up...also, instead of just fessing up you should buy your friend a new book

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jerryj 27

My advice: do it in a creative, artistic manner. Trust me on this.

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DarksideDoll 31

I advise OP's mother to start writing soap operas.

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missjessicamarie 14

Why not just buy her a new book? Maybe your mom should get checked out to make sure she doesn't have a disorder, like bipolar disorder. That way they can give her some medicine to make her better.

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Cass_x 22

Taking medication for everything that may be wrong with you isn't the best thing to do, you know

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wang33334 12

I think I sorta get your sense of humor. It is pretty.....um....medical.

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cocainewhore 30

#5 bipolar disorder is nothing like that though.

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Nyx7 24

Chances are she isn't bipolar, sounds more like she's skitzo

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greencurtains74 11

thats not skitzophrenic sounding at all....

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Lika1712 11

@29 & 30 that's not even how you spell " Schizophrenia " and also, I'm sure the mum's just joking around and being over dramatic for the fun of it.

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Welshite 39

It's a good strategy, and you seem well suited to it as a Hylian princess. Fake your death, go into hiding, and wait for Link to find you.

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showmeyourears 19

Or better yet, disguise yourself as a man and follow your friend around, teaching her magical songs until she finds the book herself and you can reveal your identity.

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clemsi 20

Try having her run into a bookshelf. I did that once and the book I found led me to a sword and three medallions.

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ChenEighty 20

Last time I lost something my friend gave me I hid in Venezuela for 6 years, your mom is under reacting!

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ChristianH39 30

By "something" do you mean cocaine and was this friend a drug Lord?

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Zman2017 18

You better get running girl, your friend is gonna hunt you down. Pick somewhere and go. Might I suggest Nebraska, it's lovely this time of year

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kinky44 28

Nebraska is lovely never. Don't try to trick OP like that.

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trellz17 19

I know that feeling all too well, when you lose something that doesn't belong to you. Sometimes depending on what it is faking your death does seem that bad.

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Bloink 25

well that's one way to solve the problem

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