By hylianprincess - 25/09/2014 11:19 - United States
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Aww, just buy your friend a new book.
no way!! a faked death would be so much more fun. and nobody goes to bookstores these days
It's pretty sad that you guys really think that nobody except "fangirls and fanboys" go to bookstores.
Don't ever tell her if you lose your car/house keys!!
Let's all remember that it is just a book
"Mom, I can't find the house keys" "... Now we can't ever get back into our home!! Time to move to a new country and start a new life!" "But don't we have a spare-" "IT'S TOO LATE NOW, WE NEED TO GO. THERE IS NO GOING BACK"
I'm sure she was kidding. But if she wasn't, that's pretty messed up...also, instead of just fessing up you should buy your friend a new book
My advice: do it in a creative, artistic manner. Trust me on this.
I advise OP's mother to start writing soap operas.
Why not just buy her a new book? Maybe your mom should get checked out to make sure she doesn't have a disorder, like bipolar disorder. That way they can give her some medicine to make her better.
Taking medication for everything that may be wrong with you isn't the best thing to do, you know
I think I sorta get your sense of humor. It is pretty.....um....medical.
#5 bipolar disorder is nothing like that though.
Chances are she isn't bipolar, sounds more like she's skitzo
thats not skitzophrenic sounding at all....
@29 & 30 that's not even how you spell " Schizophrenia " and also, I'm sure the mum's just joking around and being over dramatic for the fun of it.
It's a good strategy, and you seem well suited to it as a Hylian princess. Fake your death, go into hiding, and wait for Link to find you.
Try having her run into a bookshelf. I did that once and the book I found led me to a sword and three medallions.
Last time I lost something my friend gave me I hid in Venezuela for 6 years, your mom is under reacting!
You better get running girl, your friend is gonna hunt you down. Pick somewhere and go. Might I suggest Nebraska, it's lovely this time of year
Nebraska is lovely never. Don't try to trick OP like that.
well that's one way to solve the problem
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Aww, just buy your friend a new book.
Don't ever tell her if you lose your car/house keys!!