Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML

Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

Appearance matters

Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML

Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML

Nice try

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

Gaslighting

Today, I escaped an abusive relationship, only for him to manipulate my family into thinking i’m crazy. FML