Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment...

By Lulu - 05/12/2013 23:39 - United States - Imperial

Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment door. I haven't been home in over a month. FML

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By homeless - 14/12/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

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By ivegotapackage - 05/01/2015 23:47 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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Get packing!

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 09:48 - United States

Today, I was able to check my voicemail and email for the first time in two weeks. The only message I got was from my landlord telling me that the house I'm renting is in foreclosure, and I needed to have all my stuff out in ten days. He left the message nine days ago. FML

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By anonymous - 25/10/2016 04:29 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, I got a citation from my landlord because my puppy couldn't make it to the grass and peed in the shrubs. Later in the evening, I got a citation that my music was too loud. Until I'd submitted my 30-day notice yesterday, no one ever had a problem with me FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after moving to a new house my life has fallen apart, paperwork lost, appointments missed, job offers rescinded, and now I know why. The postbox by my new house isn’t in use, so four months worth of the letters I've posted are sitting uncollected inside it. It even has a big "Not in use" sign on it. FML

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By you'vegotmail(not) - 18/04/2014 23:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized that I get more mail addressed to the old tenant of my apartment than to me. He hasn't lived here in years. FML

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MattAttack12 10

Friday 6 December 2013 7:42

'Sounds' like you have had a visitor..

lex1459 38

Friday 6 December 2013 7:42

That sucks, I hope you can get it sorted out so they don't fine you or anything!!

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lex1459 38

Friday 6 December 2013 7:42

That sucks, I hope you can get it sorted out so they don't fine you or anything!!

lex1459 38

Friday 6 December 2013 8:49

I'm really not sure how people think OP deserved this

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Friday 6 December 2013 8:56

Hey, poltergeists have to release some pressure too.

wisericky 12

Friday 6 December 2013 8:57

He didn't fill his apartment with barbed wire and pitfalls, clearly it's his own fault.

Ambient25 24

Friday 6 December 2013 9:09

Ineffective against ghosts.

cakefete2 30

Friday 6 December 2013 10:28

I guess the real question is, "who you gonna call?"

incoherentrmblr 21

Sunday 8 December 2013 13:59

*plays Twilight Zone theme song*

MattAttack12 10

Friday 6 December 2013 7:42

'Sounds' like you have had a visitor..

Freethaawave 19

Friday 6 December 2013 7:43

Welcome home, OP.

mallu86 9

Friday 6 December 2013 20:21

So it was you made all that noise. OP, we got the culprit.

iknowiwantyou 13

Friday 6 December 2013 7:43

It sounds like a prank.

hunts19ketchup 23

Friday 6 December 2013 7:44

That's definitely something to make some noise about.

Sports_guy3 28

Friday 6 December 2013 7:49

That's gonna make matters worse. OP got a noise complaint.

hunts19ketchup 23

Friday 6 December 2013 7:51

Read it again. You'll get it eventually. Or not...

Ambient25 24

Friday 6 December 2013 7:53

*crickets*

iknowiwantyou 13

Friday 6 December 2013 7:57

13, 15 meant that OP should go complain that he just got home after a month absence and couldn't have possibly been the one making noise.

hunts19ketchup 23

Friday 6 December 2013 8:17

#18, it was actually just a poor excuse for a pun. Thanks though

Vanessa_Leeann26 17

Friday 6 December 2013 7:46

While you were out, your poltergeist clearly was not.

annie_nk 22

Friday 6 December 2013 8:03

When the host is away, the ghost will play!

cakefete2 30

Friday 6 December 2013 10:30

Casper really needs to tone it down.

littlekellilee 45

Friday 6 December 2013 7:46

Does anyone have your spare key? If so, it might be time to have a chat.

iknowiwantyou 13

Friday 6 December 2013 8:11

I think by chat you mean kick their ass.

CrassKal 27

Friday 6 December 2013 7:46

Either your neighbors are insane, or you had a squatter.

incoherentrmblr 21

Friday 6 December 2013 9:53

Damn squatters...

cakefete2 30

Friday 6 December 2013 10:31

Could be the voices in the neighbor's head. Crazy folks never think they're crazy.

phatdaddy62 23

Friday 6 December 2013 11:31

God knows I'm not crazy ! . , . Shut up damn you . . .

Queensland 27

Friday 6 December 2013 7:46

If you're going away for that long, it would be smart to get someone trusted to house sit for you to avoid things like this?

Ambient25 24

Friday 6 December 2013 7:47

At least it wasn't "sewn" into your door.

cakefete2 30

Friday 6 December 2013 10:33

I like how you threaded that reference into your comment. It was sew smooth.

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