By Lulu - 05/12/2013 23:39 - United States - Imperial

Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment door. I haven't been home in over a month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 246
You deserved it 2 385

Same thing different taste

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That sucks, I hope you can get it sorted out so they don't fine you or anything!!

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That sucks, I hope you can get it sorted out so they don't fine you or anything!!

I'm really not sure how people think OP deserved this

\ 28

Hey, poltergeists have to release some pressure too.

He didn't fill his apartment with barbed wire and pitfalls, clearly it's his own fault.

I guess the real question is, "who you gonna call?"

incoherentrmblr 21

*plays Twilight Zone theme song*

hunts19ketchup 23

That's definitely something to make some noise about.

That's gonna make matters worse. OP got a noise complaint.

hunts19ketchup 23

Read it again. You'll get it eventually. Or not...

13, 15 meant that OP should go complain that he just got home after a month absence and couldn't have possibly been the one making noise.

hunts19ketchup 23

#18, it was actually just a poor excuse for a pun. Thanks though

Vanessa_Leeann26 17

While you were out, your poltergeist clearly was not.

When the host is away, the ghost will play!

Does anyone have your spare key? If so, it might be time to have a chat.

I think by chat you mean kick their ass.

CrassKal 27

Either your neighbors are insane, or you had a squatter.

incoherentrmblr 21

Could be the voices in the neighbor's head. Crazy folks never think they're crazy.

God knows I'm not crazy ! . , . Shut up damn you . . .

If you're going away for that long, it would be smart to get someone trusted to house sit for you to avoid things like this?

At least it wasn't "sewn" into your door.

I like how you threaded that reference into your comment. It was sew smooth.