By anonymaiacciu - 22/12/2012 01:16 - France

Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 791
You deserved it 8 960

Same thing different taste

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hockeychicl003 6

maybe your mustache felt like whiskers

Wait so does that mean his cat gives him oral?


hockeychicl003 6

maybe your mustache felt like whiskers

This actually made me laugh out loud. Good one :D

StalkerChick 13

An extremely dry mouth and rough tongue.

Osito2011 9

It was a mixture of morning breath, dry mouth and plaque tongue.

tsent8 15

Wait so does that mean his cat gives him oral?

jarockstar27 10

Thats exactly what i was thinking....that cat is a creepy sort of way....

You should see how awkward it is when OP wakes up and says "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my girlfriend." He then asks the cat to continue.

He is into pussy...just not the type you might think. ;-)

redhedsaysrawr 18

Story time! A friend of mine used to babysit a two-three year old whose dog had some weird obsession with male genitalia. The dog once ripped the baby's diaper off and before he could run, proceeded to lick his penis, which the kid quickly realised felt good. He started pulling off his diaper all the time and calling the dog over to get it to give him oral. Poor girl had no idea how to tell the parents that their dog was sucking off their son.

@93 I think I laughed harder at your story than the actual fml.

wagne057 6

Sounds like somebody has a ********** fetish.

didbyou miss the part where he shouted OH MY GOD? I didnt see him telling his kitty to keep licking...

robo_thunder 13

it could have been an OH MY GOD of joy when he thought it was his cat. but lets hope not.

#5: I know most people have a problem with **********, but most zoophiles truly love their animals. ********** is generally forcing the animal to have sex, or forcing yourself upon it, but zoophilia is the gentler version where the animals can do what they want and they aren't -forced- into anything. I know I'm going to get a ton of shit for this comment simply because I'm different, but I'm tired of hiding it. I just want people to stop being so ignorant (not saying #5 was) about sexual attraction to animals. It's not like we can help it. And it's certainly not ALL animals, either... Feel free to PM me if you have any questions.

nublets 12

At least you didn't get a knee to the face, Also it might be time to shave your face.

So his cat regularly does this to him when he sleeps? That's concerning.

No, it just means that he might have been having a very strange dream

Yep! That's the reason the boyfriend shoves tinsel down his boxers?

khan7864u 4

Hes an asshole for doing tht, i wouldnt mind waking up to tht kind of fun,

DontClickOnMe 28

I don't think that makes him an asshole. He just wasn't expecting it so he was caught off guard.

You really had to spell "that" like tht? I don't think he is an asshole. It was the first time that they spent the night together. He probably thought it was the cat because he isn't used to waking up to her.

Dang were clawing at him and biting with sharp little pointy teeth?