Intimacy: Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my...

By cockfist - 04/03/2014 22:41 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

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By anonymaiacciu - 22/12/2012 01:16 - France

Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML

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Night terror

By Kira - 12/06/2021 04:01

Today, it was my first time sleeping at my boyfriend’s house. I happened to have an incredibly realistic nightmare in which I woke up to thousands of centipedes crawling all over my body. My boyfriend got to watch me scream and slap myself repeatedly. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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By mybad7 - 15/09/2009 08:13 - Australia

Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin and in a puddle of my own wee. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 11:54 - Australia

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 00:30

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to cuddle as we usually do. To prepare for this, the first thing I always do is dive into bed. This time, I felt something squishy under the covers, and screamed when I saw it was a Fleshlight. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By vagina dentata for christmas, pls - 25/01/2013 18:51 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML

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wolfgold2 20

Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:19

So, what happened next? ;)

Cwizer 17

Wednesday 5 March 2014 1:20

I think he might just be happy and thinking of ways to please you.

Comments

Pat77235 8

Wednesday 5 March 2014 11:08

You just have to open up to something like that

blueknight1st 26

Wednesday 5 March 2014 15:50

Good job, you went and ruined the surprise.

icepick23 12

Wednesday 5 March 2014 15:52

You may want to buy some lube.

ahsanmasood 4

Wednesday 5 March 2014 19:03

...get a chastity belt!!!!

The10Doctor 1

Wednesday 5 March 2014 19:13

am I the only one that finds it ironic rhat comment 69 mentioned a chastity belt?

FayeLemire95 12

Wednesday 5 March 2014 19:36

Run! Far far away!

Echoa21 18

Wednesday 5 March 2014 19:54

You won't be sleeping tight after that.

nitrog100 21

Wednesday 5 March 2014 20:21

Sleep talking doesn't make any sense. Don't think anything of it. My own brother has told me to get that chalk out of his room and asked where he put his castle.