By mybad7 - 15/09/2009 08:13 - Australia

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Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin and in a puddle of my own wee. FML
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requieminadream 0
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Wait until you old enough to stop calling urine "wee."

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MoonyIce 0

Good god, YDI. Know your limits, jeez.

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MoonyIce 0

Good god, YDI. Know your limits, jeez.

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Gorsbug823 0
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ydi for saying wee

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TheGMan 0
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guess she didn't get dumped

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DynamicDave 11
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saunder 0
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too bad, try it again tonight! (without the drinking, its much better)

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idgaf77 0
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ur a fuk seriously im sik of all this religous bull shit its a personal opinion for u i get that... sweet dnt av sex b4 marrage then but fuk off with the tellin other ppl not to do it its just fuking anoying

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YakuzaxGeneralz 9

at least he didn't take advantage of her

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Bladian 5
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Defile? Shut up jackass.

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BBoureaux 8

To basically translate 31's comment... @3, it's fine that YOU want to wait until marriage, but you don't need to tell OP that what she has decided to do with her body is wrong. "Defile"? Come on. You sound silly to everyone. Also, waiting until marriage is not "healthier" in any medical terms, assuming the person that you're having sex with is free of disease.

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requieminadream 0
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Wait until you old enough to stop calling urine "wee."

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atomicJ 0

I think they meant pee

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Pointy130 0
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Did you actually say wee? ydi for that alone.

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saunder 0
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hohoho "defile", u have to be sick in ur mind X_X

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KingAfter 0
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why do you drink that much in a situation like that?? of course it sux, but still, it's your own fault, YDI

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kingkash 0
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you sure about the virgin thing?? cause I'd say otherwise

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Jotten 0
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haha i was thinking exactly the same :D

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Subjectzero 0
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at least he waited

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Jarlais 0

that's why 12 year olds shouldn't drink...or have sex

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