Intimacy: Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my...

By mybad7 - 15/09/2009 08:13 - Australia

Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin and in a puddle of my own wee. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2015 05:56 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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By tequilashot - 20/09/2016 04:40 - Brazil - Porto Alegre

Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 09:01 - New Zealand

Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

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By ohdeardarling - 14/06/2009 13:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else had left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML

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By cfaul001 - 29/02/2012 17:41 - United States

Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML

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requieminadream 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:54

Wait until you old enough to stop calling urine "wee."

MoonyIce 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:32

Good god, YDI. Know your limits, jeez.

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MoonyIce 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:32

Good god, YDI. Know your limits, jeez.

Gorsbug823 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 7:07

ydi for saying wee

TheGMan 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:41

guess she didn't get dumped

Turfin 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:29

pee'd?

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 15 September 2009 16:49

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

saunder 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 17:16

too bad, try it again tonight! (without the drinking, its much better)

idgaf77 0

Monday 21 September 2009 18:28

ur a *** seriously im sik of all this religous bull shit its a personal opinion for u i get that... sweet dnt av sex b4 marrage then but *** off with the tellin other ppl not to do it its just fuking anoying

luvdatglitter 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 6:29

agreed

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

Tuesday 1 June 2010 8:55

at least he didn't take advantage of her

Bladian 5

Wednesday 7 March 2012 22:07

Defile? Shut up jackass.

BBoureaux 8

Monday 21 May 2012 14:23

To basically translate 31's comment... @3, it's fine that YOU want to wait until marriage, but you don't need to tell OP that what she has decided to do with her body is wrong. "Defile"? Come on. You sound silly to everyone. Also, waiting until marriage is not "healthier" in any medical terms, assuming the person that you're having sex with is free of disease.