Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
Today, I finally finished my Christmas shopping and felt like an absolute champion. That was until I got home and realized I'd left one of the shopping bags in the parking lot. The bag contained the most expensive gift I'd bought. FML
Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
You'd think that if you spent all that money on some clothes, you'd be more careful with the bags. YDI
ricm916 4
Dumbass....
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Comments (143)
brandy1 5
It's OK. The train conductor's wife or girlfriend is going to look really good this summer!
jake3292 5
Well on the bright-side the person to find your bags are going to have a nice day
BunnyRose 11
Go get them!
AidenSurvival 7
YDI. Thank God you donated it to a random person. Accidental donations are the best.
Irishgypsy 2
Perhaps her paycheck is small and could only fill one bag. Regardless YDI. A new candidate for payment of gum.
constipatedlady 0
I pay bills. One pay check goes to that. The second of the month goes to anything I want. What is wrong with all these people? It's easy to live within means and luxury in the first world, we're almost ALL rich. Though silly to leave bags on the train!
Vturiello27 0
Shit happens
DivineSunshine 1
That sucks! Call the lost and found, you never know if somebody turned it in. May people wouldn't touch a abandoned package on a train for security reasons.
kookysoc 11
:O
Viciously_Me 1
How in the hell did you forget something you spent your while paycheck on, on the train???? However, I agree with #78, you just made someone very happy. :)