Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
You'd think that if you spent all that money on some clothes, you'd be more careful with the bags. YDI
ricm916 4
Dumbass....
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Comments (143)
Fmlsea 28
well you managed to make someone else's day , i bet next time you wont put those bags down till you get home .
chefkobel 0
You made some homeless person happy :)
ThomasScott 7
Who the hell spends their entire paycheck on clothes?
flutter4 7
I'm from Tahlequah :)
ThomasScott 7
I am assuming that what OP means by all of thierry paycheck is all the money the had left after bills were paid.
BigSexy123 11
Just be glad it was clothes and not the $50,000 that you were expected to deliver to the German mafia. ...I've been watching Run, Lola, Run too much lately.
bonneh 0
I worry about leaving my grocery shopping on a train, not clothes. Plus, of you spent your whole paycheck then I would assume there would be a good amount of bags so you should have noticed. You will learn one day.
hobojo69 23
How?? There were probably a lot of big bags if it was a whole new wardrobe why didn't you see them?
Brandy527 2
this sadly sounds like something that I would do . . .
gee41896 10
I live in NYC & I take the train & I'm wondering how is that even possible?
rcgirl2 11
Why would you spend your money on shopping for tons of clothes? Maybe you should've just bought some clothes. YDI