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By Ashley - 12/07/2012 00:02 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML

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By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

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No refunds, no returns

By Gabi - 09/01/2010 18:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML

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By sirensaresexy - 24/07/2012 13:54 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By freezingtodeath - 04/12/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML

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Respect

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By Cheech - 29/06/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML

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By baconistasty27 - 01/08/2014 05:33 - United States - San Diego

Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML

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By 3,500 down - 07/05/2016 08:00 - United States - Altus

Today, my train departed over 10 minutes early. It was the last train of the day. I missed my transatlantic flight and along with it the vacation and concert I'd spent over a year saving for. FML

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Thursday 12 July 2012 9:09

You'd think that if you spent all that money on some clothes, you'd be more careful with the bags. YDI

ricm916 4

Thursday 12 July 2012 9:13

Dumbass....

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raykyogrou0 4

Friday 13 July 2012 7:42

probably shouldve saved a few bucks for a cab

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 13 July 2012 8:40

Aww I'm sorry hun that must suck :

jeremy_oklahoma 0

Friday 13 July 2012 10:49

OMG I FOUND CLOTHES ON A TRAIN TODAY!!!! I turned them in though! Aeropostale???

Migole 36

Friday 13 July 2012 21:31

Something similar happened to a friend once :P I don't think it would happen to me though. I always double check if I really haven't left anything after getting up. No matter where I am, train, bus, theater etc... Result: I have never even once left something somewhere.

MicMic_fml 7

Friday 13 July 2012 23:52

Hoboes are getting some swags!

stimpy12 5

Monday 16 July 2012 1:44

that's really got to suck :-(

jazzeh103 4

Monday 16 July 2012 9:43

I would have had my eyes on those bags the whole time I was on there. I just dont get how u forgot them especially if u used ur whole paycheck

blue2012 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 20:29

Were u high?

oYo_its_me 0

Saturday 18 August 2012 0:53

How?

hamptonw92 4

Sunday 27 October 2013 5:32

That's a wonderful budget you have.

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