Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML
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Today, I finally finished my Christmas shopping and felt like an absolute champion. That was until I got home and realized I'd left one of the shopping bags in the parking lot. The bag contained the most expensive gift I'd bought. FML
Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
You'd think that if you spent all that money on some clothes, you'd be more careful with the bags. YDI
ricm916 4
Dumbass....
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Comments (143)
raykyogrou0 4
probably shouldve saved a few bucks for a cab
lexiieeex3 32
Aww I'm sorry hun that must suck :
jeremy_oklahoma 0
OMG I FOUND CLOTHES ON A TRAIN TODAY!!!! I turned them in though! Aeropostale???
Migole 36
Something similar happened to a friend once :P I don't think it would happen to me though. I always double check if I really haven't left anything after getting up. No matter where I am, train, bus, theater etc... Result: I have never even once left something somewhere.
MicMic_fml 7
Hoboes are getting some swags!
stimpy12 5
that's really got to suck :-(
jazzeh103 4
I would have had my eyes on those bags the whole time I was on there. I just dont get how u forgot them especially if u used ur whole paycheck
blue2012 7
Were u high?
oYo_its_me 0
How?
hamptonw92 4
That's a wonderful budget you have.