Animals: Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML

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j_inks23 19

Saturday 8 February 2014 20:29

I would've killed that ******* cat.

vikingchick 22

Monday 15 December 2014 17:21

How the hell did it take you 2 hours? I cleaned mine yesterday in a 1/2 hour.

Sharkieee 6

Monday 18 July 2016 21:16

It's cruel to keep a cat and fish anyway. How would you like to live in a cage with a hungry wolf prowling outside?

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