Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML
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Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately as I could. After, he looked at me and said, "You taste like Chinese food." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML
Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML
Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he came up the stairs, "Stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the trash. We'll eat sandwiches. FML
Today, my Italian boyfriend claims his dad owned a restaurant and taught him everything he knows. His dad must have worked at a McDonald’s then because my boyfriend is the only Italian I’ve met who overcooks pasta into mush, can’t season tomato sauce properly, and thinks Domino’s makes good pizza. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, I cooked dinner for my boyfriend, hoping to impress him with my culinary skills. I burnt the garlic bread, overcooked the chicken, and managed to set off the smoke alarm three times. When I finally served the meal, my boyfriend said, "It's like a sad buffet at a middle school prom." FML
Today, my boyfriend spent forty minutes making pasta sauce when we had a perfectly good jar of pasta sauce in the pantry. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
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mrsmcscruggs 5
Should have said "and I WAS in the mood for sex!"
rockefoe 6
what an ass!
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dreamingofnyc 0
in the mood for chinese like your food smelled like chinese or like he didnt want italian?
diesel42o 0
chinese food is the shit u shouldve known thats wut he wanted ydi
RyNo24 4
ydi...for not knowing what he wants!
purple_sarah88 0
Because women should have psychic superpowers whereas guys can't even be expected to possess basic powers of tact?
youprobablydidit 3
YDI for assuming that someone will only want to eat Italian food because they're part Italian. I mean, really? That's the stupidest thing to cook Italian food for ever. But he is a dick for that, and he should have appreciated your effort. You two are made for each other.
harmtouch 0
Dear #56, you are a retard. Do you think he has NEVER eaten Italian food before? No. He didn't walk in and say, "You know I don't like Italian" or "Actually I never told you this, but I don't like Italian food." He said, "I was more in the mood for Chinese," which makes him a stupid, pissy, winey bi$&h!!
skyeyez9 25
I'll give you my italian great grandma's lasagna recipe to bake next time. It's the BEST! But hopefully it will be for a new bf vs the ungrateful turd you are dating now. he should appreciate the thoughtfulness and effort behind your meal.
deidre823 7
What a penis wrinkle.
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
Dump him . He doesn't appreciate all the stuff you do for him OP .
ancora 1
I had similar experiences with my ex-boyfriend. If you have misgivings at all about your relationship and are unhappy at all, you should consider breaking up. He could just be spoiled and inconsiderate, but if he were a good boyfriend in the slightest, he would have tried your food, pretended to be happy, said you're a great cook, etc. even if he was in the mood for something else. I'm sure you deserve better.
ColdGold 6
Until I taught him differently, my beau thought that the food I put onto the table was free. That it just appeared and it didn't cost anything.
harmtouch 0
23 you are stupid. It says "he came home" not "he came over" meaning he lives there and is not a guest. I do all the cooking for my husband and I never once have checked to see what he felt like. We go grocery shopping together, and I know what he likes to eat. And I'm sure it's not like they live together and she doesn't know what he likes. who says he's never eaten Italian food before? maybe they eat it all the time. he just said he wasn't in the mood for it that day. so...GTFO.