Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/6/2019 06:00

Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML

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By Lydmyers | 6

#7811111 - Tuesday 11 June 2019 12:38

I know it sucks... but thank you for being a considerate person and picking up after your dog.
There are too many inconsiderate people out there who just don't, and THEY deserve to get handfuls of shit.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7811053 - Tuesday 11 June 2019 9:11

Or get your shit hand amputated.

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7811009 - Tuesday 11 June 2019 6:14

That’s a phobia of mine. I’m sorry it happened to you, but better you than me.

By skippydoda | 32

#7811017 - Tuesday 11 June 2019 7:03

It happens. Just go home and wash hands with soap and water.

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RichardPencil | 27

#7811053 - Tuesday 11 June 2019 9:11

Or get your shit hand amputated.

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jobekka | 15

#7811073 - Tuesday 11 June 2019 10:59

get some better bags if that happens regularly :( or cut your nails

By Lydmyers | 6

#7811111 - Tuesday 11 June 2019 12:38

I know it sucks... but thank you for being a considerate person and picking up after your dog.
There are too many inconsiderate people out there who just don't, and THEY deserve to get handfuls of shit.

By donb23 | 23

#7811193 - Tuesday 11 June 2019 19:32

I had a dream like that just last night!!!!!!