Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I realized just how spoiled and immature my boyfriend is when I asked him several times what he’d like for dinner. Getting no answer, I made steak, potatoes and salad. He then sulked and refused to eat it, since he wanted spaghetti and meatballs instead. FML
Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my husband said he was hungry and that I needed to cook. I flipped my shit and yelled at him for a good half hour. Later, he pulled out his phone and showed me videos of me doing the exact thing to him, asking him to do things the second he walked in the door. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
Today, my boyfriend promised me to cook dinner if I picked him up from work, almost 100 km and 2-hour drive. I did this even though I worked the night shift yesterday and had to today and normally have to sleep a lot. But no, after we got home, he fell asleep and was still sleeping and snoring when I had to go. FML
Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML
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Top comments
AzraelAngelus 15
As a guy I’m telling you that you should dump him
RichardPencil 32
You should make him a nice, steaming bowl of Get the **** Out.
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Comments (6)
AzraelAngelus 15
As a guy I’m telling you that you should dump him
poopface82 25
As a fellow guy, I’m telling you that you should have him evaluated for mental issues and act accordingly, and if none are found, he’s just a ******** and dump him.
RichardPencil 32
You should make him a nice, steaming bowl of Get the **** Out.
Anderling 33
Do you get ANYTHING out of this relationship or could you replace him with a toddler and get a more satisfying experience?
debbyman13 21
Needs more upvotes here
RichardPencil 32
No!! I need more upvotes! Don't you realize how fragile my self-esteem is?!?!?!
D J's MOM 17
he's starting to control you and gaslight you. does he do this about anything else? FYI he will never get better, if you tell him it's over and he begs you to syst and he will be nicer, it would only be temporary for him to get what he wants and then start all over again. just get out now. good luck.
BurnInDemonFire 39
The name you've used to post under suggests you know what his problem is, so I have to ask... What the hell is wrong with you? Date a man, not a baby.
Jonkbaby 23
Buy that mf a binky