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  ComMed1  |  0

I have a feeling someone called you recently regarding your flier. I also feel that business has been going a little slow for you too. it's ok eventually you will see that anyone can be a psychic as long as they put their mind to it. or you will come to find that you can't do shit and are to stupid to get a real job.

that will be $60.

  CitizenSnipz  |  0

By asking general questions that apply to most people, you can appear to be psychic.

I see a white car... and a man in a chair. And a dress...
Then the psychic's client will search their memories... and "My mother uses to have a white car! My dad eats at a cafè! I'm married!"

  Callyn  |  47

Both are actually valid. If we're going to mock the OP, we should do it because they are a con artist or because they do not spellcheck their business fliers, not because they used a non-mainstream spelling in their FML.

  JonaDona  |  2

yeah and if he was really a psychic he would have predicted that his life was goin to be a BIG FAIL

  marvin_fml  |  0

If the OP really was psychic, why would she need to put up flyers in the first place?
Wouldn't a true psychic already know who needs their services?
And a true psychic would of course know their phone number..

I'd like to speak to a psychic.. I'm sitting at home waiting for one to call me.

  MrSassypants  |  32

157 but it goes with it and besides you call "English" teachers grammar teacher not spelling teacher. (I put English in " just in case).

Also I couldn't put a period between Mr and sassypants but I should've capitolized the s.

  Judahsh  |  8

most english teachers, teaching above third grade level, dobt actually teach or test on spelling. Thats sonetging you're sort of expected to learn yourself.

  DocBastard  |  38

Allow me to translate. I understand (though do not speak) idiot. This commenter is not an idiot but was pretending to be for the sake of comedy, and to show that OP is an idiot.

"I do cold readings (or make shit up) with cards and cannot spell. FML"

All clear now?

  anti_average  |  5

Before you bash someone's attempt to be funny and sarcastic perhaps you would like to use proper grammar. You can start by capitalizing the first letter of your sentences. I know it was hard to see that mistake from so deep in your ass, but that is still NO excuse!

  tygerarmy  |  35

Thank you DocBastard.
I didn't rape the English language I just slipped something into it's drink. I thought it would enhance the experience.
Plenty of people on fml speak stupid. It's all the grammar and spelling Nazi's who correct a post with one mistake to make several of their own.

  Anaxes  |  5

Going to psychics is a symptom of being lobotomised, so I would assume psychics are just there to tell the mad scientists who isn't ripe for experimentation.