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Wow. Smooth.
that's what she said...
haha "you got here jizzt in time!"
Maybe even smoother than a baby's bottom.
So you have to get there before the rooster to get the good deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.
you thought of it. you pervert
haha hey good solution.
LOL @ ALL OF THESE COMMENTS. Seriously, rofl.
a rooster is coque...
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Show it anywayActually if you think about it it's rather funny in a crude way. You have to beat the **** to produce a kid anyways AND since it's a maternity store those women have already won the contest because they beat a **** themselves and now have the bun in the oven.
haha. i like the way u think.
yeah number five... I'd fire you for being a limp dick, stuck up bitch.
What a bitch...
JOBSWORTH!
Sex sells! works like a charm everytime
Wow, that was careless.
Hilarious! Can you double check next time :-) IMMD
lmao off at a maternity shop too see the pun haha
I would laugh so hard if I got that in my email. It would be more funny because I'd know what you were trying to spell and made a typo. Which makes it more amusing to me.
Considering that pregnancy is uncomfortable and a **** was responsible for it... you'll probably get a better response to your sale. It'll tap into the pregnant woman's primal desire to punish the man-member. Why would they want to beat a clock anyway?
lol, great response.
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So you have to get there before the rooster to get the good deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.
I would fire you for being a petty bitch