Wow. Smooth.

that's what she said...

haha "you got here jizzt in time!"

I got that email

Maybe even smoother than a baby's bottom.

So you have to get there before the rooster to get the good deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.

lol....

you thought of it. you pervert

haha hey good solution.

LOL @ ALL OF THESE COMMENTS.

Seriously, rofl.

a rooster is coque...

Then I guess I'm a pervert, because that was not the first thing to cross my mind.

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I would fire you for being a petty bitch

Actually if you think about it it's rather funny in a crude way. You have to beat the cock to produce a kid anyways AND since it's a maternity store those women have already won the contest because they beat a cock themselves and now have the bun in the oven.

haha. i like the way u think.

That could totally work, otherwise... Get rooster stickers for the windows. Lots of them.

yeah number five... I'd fire you for being a limp dick, stuck up bitch.

What a bitch...

JOBSWORTH!

Maybe you'll get more customers with that!

Sex sells!
works like a charm everytime

Wow, that was careless.

Hilarious! Can you double check next time :-) IMMD

lmao off at a maternity shop too see the pun haha

I would laugh so hard if I got that in my email. It would be more funny because I'd know what you were trying to spell and made a typo. Which makes it more amusing to me.

That is why you double check every email you send to clients/co-workers before you hit send.

Considering that pregnancy is uncomfortable and a cock was responsible for it... you'll probably get a better response to your sale. It'll tap into the pregnant woman's primal desire to punish the man-member.

Why would they want to beat a clock anyway?

lol, great response.