By Oops - 14/01/2010 15:55 - United States

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6
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So you have to get there before the rooster to get the good deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.

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lotusflower007 0
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I would fire you for being a petty bitch

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
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that's what she said...

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andrewzzz 0
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haha "you got here jizzt in time!"

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DerrickJames 33
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Maybe even smoother than a baby's bottom.

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I_am_stupid_also 6
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So you have to get there before the rooster to get the good deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.

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brandonwong 18
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you thought of it. you pervert

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Itzy02 0
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haha hey good solution.

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DagnyTaggart 0
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LOL @ ALL OF THESE COMMENTS. Seriously, rofl.

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lindsaylu98 0
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a rooster is coque...

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NiceGuysDoWin 21
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Then I guess I'm a pervert, because that was not the first thing to cross my mind.

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roaminginsomniac 0
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lotusflower007 0
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I would fire you for being a petty bitch

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nomadxx7 0
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Actually if you think about it it's rather funny in a crude way. You have to beat the cock to produce a kid anyways AND since it's a maternity store those women have already won the contest because they beat a cock themselves and now have the bun in the oven.

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omgtooweird 0
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haha. i like the way u think.

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primogen18 0
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That could totally work, otherwise... Get rooster stickers for the windows. Lots of them.

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Drummer389000 0
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yeah number five... I'd fire you for being a limp dick, stuck up bitch.

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JordenAsplund 0
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What a bitch...

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AxCxDxDx 0
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Maybe you'll get more customers with that!

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Boddmon 0
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Sex sells! works like a charm everytime

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BlueTwist89 0
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Wow, that was careless.

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onnielief 4
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Hilarious! Can you double check next time :-) IMMD

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Darraghscoot 0
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lmao off at a maternity shop too see the pun haha

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AliceC_fml 3
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I would laugh so hard if I got that in my email. It would be more funny because I'd know what you were trying to spell and made a typo. Which makes it more amusing to me.

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AGGoddess 2
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That is why you double check every email you send to clients/co-workers before you hit send.

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FerrariCake 2
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Considering that pregnancy is uncomfortable and a cock was responsible for it... you'll probably get a better response to your sale. It'll tap into the pregnant woman's primal desire to punish the man-member. Why would they want to beat a clock anyway?

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ChibiChibi_fml 27
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lol, great response.

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