Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent ages writing a draft press release as part of a copywriting job application. I worked really hard and read it through several times before submitting. They emailed me to point out that I'd misspelled the name of the company. Twice. FML
Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML
Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelled the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML
Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
Today, I had to repeatedly explain to an increasingly angry lady that no, she couldn't get an ultrasound by using a referral letter from her psychic. FML
Today, I got a call from an ad agency offering me a job. I was so excited, because I've been looking for work for a few months now and really wanted to work for them. An hour later, they called apologizing, because they'd made a mistake and offered the job to the wrong person. FML
Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML
Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML
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Top comments
Bemajinn 0
serves you right for trying to con people into thinking you're psychic!
SeasonedLemur 5
YDI for being a psychic it's a bullshit profession
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Comments (207)
gigilvrs6 0
Lol I'm actually going to favorite this because it is so incredible dumb. You should be honored OP ;)
usernamesarehard 4
YDI on so many levels YDI for thinking you're psychic (or YDI for trying to con people) YDI for being unable to spell your own *ahem* 'profession' YDI for not using spell check YDI for misspelling 'mispelt' (oh the irony) YDI for putting crap through people's doors In short, YDI for being a moron. Get a real job.
bilibob323523 0
your fake
azzaj 0
you can't spell 'flyer' either...
JanisEvans 10
What 34 said.
keoct 4
YDI. Look at the bright side, you’re the only idiot that got screwed out of money.
ryukensfj 5
should have said I knew you were going to cal...
mr_freak 1
go back to school!
tmmundy 17
lmao....ur so right!!!
thatfrenchguy 8
if he was a good psychic he would have known no one was going to call. and not wasted his time.