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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML

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By Luke - 23/06/2015 22:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML

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By anonymouschicka - 01/08/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML

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By smidgit - 19/05/2016 17:32

Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelt the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML

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By Oops - 14/01/2010 15:55 - United States

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

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By 360whoroscoped - 16/01/2015 18:05 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I had to repeatedly explain to an increasingly angry lady that no, she couldn't get an ultrasound by using a referral letter from her psychic. FML

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By smidge - 02/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I got a call from an ad agency offering me a job. I was so excited, because I've been looking for work for a few months now and really wanted to work for them. An hour later, they called apologizing, because they'd made a mistake and offered the job to the wrong person. FML

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By ellie - 23/02/2011 07:10 - Australia

Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML

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By katier8295 - 27/10/2012 12:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML

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Bemajinn 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:06

serves you right for trying to con people into thinking you're psychic!

SeasonedLemur 5

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:07

YDI for being a psychic it's a bullshit profession

Comments

wetherguy 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 6:30

psychics fail at life

chasity_27 2

Thursday 28 October 2010 6:57

I bet you didn't see that one coming... lol

capilot 10

Tuesday 2 November 2010 4:26

Came here for the "didn't see that one coming" comment. Was not disappointed.

TheOtherNewest1 6

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:05

Shawn Spencer is the only cool fake psychic. How about you get a real ******' job? Edit: Yes, I realize "fake psychic" is redundant. The difference is, he actually tells some people he's not really a psychic.

StarzandLaughing 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 8:34

LOL. YDI cuz nobody is psychic!! how did you spell it? sidekick?

AzKoldAzICE 3

Thursday 28 October 2010 15:23

ha! bet you didn't see that coming!

dragonmystik3030 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 16:08

Daddy... I see stupid people

do_your_job 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 18:39

Bet you didn't see that coming! Get a real job dumbass instead of trying to cash in on people more retarded than you. The only thing more stupid than a person who thinks s/he's a psychic is someone who pays somebody who says they can tell the future/ speak with the dead/ etc etc.