Family: Can't be unseen

Can't be unseen

By my poor eyes - 15/02/2021 16:01 - United States - Danville

Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML

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Tuesday 16 February 2021 2:34

Maybe he'd like to meet that 89-year-old grandma with an "open-door policy" ;)

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 16 February 2021 2:34

Maybe he'd like to meet that 89-year-old grandma with an "open-door policy" ;)

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