Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, my wife spent a ton of money she took from me for a very expensive lingerie because, "it makes her feel more feminine and beautiful." Again. All this stuff just gathers dust in her drawers, and she keeps wearing the same ugly raggedy underwear for 3-4 days in a row, which is actually disgusting. FML
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Kurliez408 32
If you knew it was for another woman (his girlfriend I'm guessing?), you really didn't have to go. ''I feel weird helping you buy lingerie'' is a perfectly good excuse.
GhostFox 33
Feeling entitled to someone romantically or sexually is creepy as hell regardless of gender. You aren't doing yourself any favors by believing in that "friend zone" shit.
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Comments (10)
Mynxie 26
So? Just because you have a thing for him doesn't mean he needs to. The concept of friend zone is immature. Maybe that's why he doesn't want to be with you. You think like a teenager. Grown adults realize the person you are in go doesn't have to feel the same way and they move on with their lives. Try it.
GhostFox 33
Feeling entitled to someone romantically or sexually is creepy as hell regardless of gender. You aren't doing yourself any favors by believing in that "friend zone" shit.
Mynxie 26
I like the way you think. Too bad more don't think like we do and know that concept is pure crap and immature to say the least.
Kurliez408 32
thank you. It's comforting I'm not the only one who thinks 'friendzone' is a non existent term
Gaimeboy 7
People definitely need to realize this. Whenever I've felt like I was stuck in a place that was going to go nowhere and I didn't have the intention of just being a friend, I just stopped talking to them. Besides, it feels awkward listening to them talk about their boyfriend. I do have female friends, but that's because there's also no romantic interest involved with them. (In which that feeling is mutual.)
RichardPencil 30
Did you know at the beginning or the end of the day that you weren't getting the fancy undies?
Kurliez408 32
If you knew it was for another woman (his girlfriend I'm guessing?), you really didn't have to go. ''I feel weird helping you buy lingerie'' is a perfectly good excuse.
cocacola999 27
Plot twist: OP is a saleslady at a lingerie boutique.
TheGalAlexa 4
I agree
kismesistude 7
if he isn't your significant other, that's pretty creepy. just because you're interested doesn't mean you're entitled. YDI
Lalala579121 27
I mean I get that you probably enjoy spending time with him and all... but that's just ******* weird.
Alexandria79 22
this needs a follow up. did you know in advance? shopping with a man for lingerie for his girlfriend or wife is creepy especially since you're into him unless you were the shop attendant.
DanielleinDC 33
This needs a follow-up. Did you hope that you would be dating him? Did you know he has a significant other? inquiring minds want to know.
Robert Owen 5
it's weird that you were even there, considering that you had to have known that the lingerie wasn't for you. And in advance, no less. I'd like to know what your expectations were. Were you hoping for a quickie in the dressing room? I'm js
alucard724 9
you should've put them on and show him what he was missing
copalolita 16
Sis are you sure that’s your man?