Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm
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Threesome?
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tigercoon
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Ugh, let him feed his own sorry ass. He's not worth the 2 chicks and free breakfast :s
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thelegomogte
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I eat my boogers.
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iamKPY
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fail
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outcastcutie3
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dump his ass. he has no reason to be with you if he's such a damn douchebag oh and first comment: you're a loser I hope you know.
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unmadebed
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Throw the breakfast on them.
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ChivalrousZombie
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Being first on FML is overrated.
However, being early to rise, first to your boyfriend's house is apparently a skill OP hasn't picked up on yet.
However, being early to rise, first to your boyfriend's house is apparently a skill OP hasn't picked up on yet.
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RedPillSucks
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@23 -LOL
Great observation...
Great observation...
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missmarie97
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epicc failureeeeee
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ltrtbt666
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#1 you are an idiot. On a side note, perhaps OP already knew about the girlfriend and this is more of an FML geared towards her being beat to his apartment. Boo.
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katTKD
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22- lol I was thinking the same thing :)
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Trickyklown
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See if you came with a sammich he would have kicked the other bitch to the curve! Now you know, and knowing is half the battle'
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DIAFpleaseLOL
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41 comes in with the win.
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imbatman_fml
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threesome?
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Thabb
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People say "threesome" in these situations so much it isn't funny anymore.
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iAmLol_fml
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YDI for living in Utah
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Horrified86
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Dump his ass. No one should ever be cheated on. I am a guy and never understand why other guys cheat. Boys do that shit. Men stay faithful.
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baileyannnx
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#1 ewwwwww and yeah that does suck. time for a new boyfriend?
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eazyeeze
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Have a breakfast throwdown with her to see who makes a better meal. He picks winner.
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seanders
| 10
Happy ending will make him choose you;)
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nightELFassasin6
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#18 r u PMSing? no need to take it out on other peopl :(
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Slappyzezima
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fly over to Africa, pick un African and bring him back to America, tell him (in click language) to shoot a dark into his other girlfriends neck to knock her out, take her (while unconcius) to an old abandoned slaughter house and hang her by her intestines!
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thor89
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Well you are in utha become a Mormon :)
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thor89
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Well you are in utah become a Mormon :)
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everydayisfml07
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I believe it's "curb".. not "curve"?
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FMLjudge007
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P I M P
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justsayfuck
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# 1; are you retarded?
And that really sucks OP, hope you will date a better boy next time.
And that really sucks OP, hope you will date a better boy next time.
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The_grumpy_bear
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Well, I bet YOU were surprised.
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xBangOut
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Bawwwwwww, OP, you poor little thingie, come and I'll give you a hug. This is just not cool, when you try to do smth good and all you get is... ;(
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happy_dino
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What a bitch!!
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Izzy_babii
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Rofl
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Krissmerida
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I hope you smeared that breakfast all over his walls! he would've had a great time cleaning it up!!!
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gennarawr
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yes everyone, let's comment on the first one even though it has nothing to do with what we're about to say.
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superOdY
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lmao he's a moron..y would he give both or 1 gf keys ? lol
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waldoo37
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fucking amazing and funny. I tip my hat to you sir
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ZombieDios
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I'm replying to first with nothing relevant to say to his/her comment or anyone else's, am I doing it right?
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RGHTre
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144- Yes.
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BadKitty13
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YOU ARE NASTY ! THAT IS DISGUSTING ! NO ONE WANTS TO KISS A BOOGER EATER !!
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beastmcbeastly
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you got compitition bitch
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CeilingCat15
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and a 3 some on the horizon
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Miss_Represented
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7 - Probably more like two women hit the drive thru on the way over, sure sign in 5
years they'll be 50lbs heavier
years they'll be 50lbs heavier
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Laxer21
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ydi. shouldve been earlier
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unmadebed
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way to get super serious 162.It was a joke, and assuming she caught them together, if she threw it on the boy it would get on the girl.Pretty sure you are an asshole.Go fuck yourself.
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1337_taco
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fuck off you sensitive cunt
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benny2465
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shouldve been earlier, like they say, the early bird gets the worm... or is it the bagel?
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samilyjo101908
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troll.
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TaylorTotsYumm
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Threesome?
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tatiianah17
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maybe one day is for girlfriend #1 and the other day is for gf #2... break up with him and eat the breakfast lol
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Your boyfriends FML is like. I was at home chilling with my girl and my crazy stalker loser ex girlfriend shows up with breakfast and fucks up the mood. As if were still together.
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xXtyXx
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haha... too funny
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AngryNinja
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Ahah, 38. Good one :)
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supergirl69_fml
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2, exactly what I was thinking
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drunkin21
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agreed with 38 freakin comedy haha
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gingernator
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XD love you 38
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RGHTre
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52- That's exactly what I was going to say!
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phatdaddy
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#149: Was that supposed to be deep or something? Because it wasn't.
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phatdaddy
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Haha!! They modded out your gay-ass poem! LMFAO!!
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phatdaddy
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What the hell? I didn't break a single rule in that post. Lame.
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Trickyklown
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Dam should have ran your ass off! YDI!
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Andrew1122
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hahahahahaha
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RecklessJellyBea
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This a re-post?
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GGGaladriel
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that's rough.
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cooleyo776
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that sux
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orangeinstat
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look on the brightside at least you can now eat the breakfast you made
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loftstory
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rhat could be a good opp for a 3some did do miss it? i bet u didn' tell all
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wuzgudhomzz
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lol sucks fyl
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Stevefett
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Yay!! Another pic that is totally the opposite of hetero-sexual. That's just great.
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Stevefett
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Dammit i said you pic is gay!! Where did my comment go?
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Gerblat
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Damn, Justin Bieber got ripped...
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green_eyes124
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haha! he does kind of look like him : p
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Tomatobee
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There are sooo many like this.
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swimchic007
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yeah
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lettertjes
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Smart boyfriend. Or ex-boyfriend now, I hope.
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seahorses4eva
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Guess you were the one who received the surprise. Sorry OP, that's too bad. Time to kick rocks.
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RGHTre
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11- I'm pretty sure her boyfriend was just as suprised, or, in the very least, extremely happy and/or excited while hoping for a threesome.
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TheSoccerGirl
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Ooooo that's a nice way to find out someones cheating on youu heyy babe want some wuevos ? Oh crapp whose this ?
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Trickyklown
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Huevos* And yes I would like some!