By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
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tigercoon 12
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Ugh, let him feed his own sorry ass. He's not worth the 2 chicks and free breakfast :s

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Threesome?

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thelegomogte 3
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I eat my boogers.

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iamKPY 1

fail

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outcastcutie3 0

dump his ass. he has no reason to be with you if he's such a damn douchebag oh and first comment: you're a loser I hope you know.

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unmadebed 0
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Throw the breakfast on them.

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ChivalrousZombie 0

Being first on FML is overrated. However, being early to rise, first to your boyfriend's house is apparently a skill OP hasn't picked up on yet.

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RedPillSucks 31

@23 -LOL Great observation...

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missmarie97 0
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epicc failureeeeee

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ltrtbt666 0

#1 you are an idiot. On a side note, perhaps OP already knew about the girlfriend and this is more of an FML geared towards her being beat to his apartment. Boo.

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katTKD 0
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22- lol I was thinking the same thing :)

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Trickyklown 0
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See if you came with a sammich he would have kicked the other bitch to the curve! Now you know, and knowing is half the battle'

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DIAFpleaseLOL 0
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41 comes in with the win.

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Thabb 0

People say "threesome" in these situations so much it isn't funny anymore.

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iAmLol_fml 0
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YDI for living in Utah

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Horrified86 0
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Dump his ass. No one should ever be cheated on. I am a guy and never understand why other guys cheat. Boys do that shit. Men stay faithful.

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baileyannnx 0
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#1 ewwwwww and yeah that does suck. time for a new boyfriend?

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eazyeeze 0

Have a breakfast throwdown with her to see who makes a better meal. He picks winner.

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seanders 10
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Happy ending will make him choose you;)

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nightELFassasin6 0

#18 r u PMSing? no need to take it out on other peopl :(

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Slappyzezima 0

fly over to Africa, pick un African and bring him back to America, tell him (in click language) to shoot a dark into his other girlfriends neck to knock her out, take her (while unconcius) to an old abandoned slaughter house and hang her by her intestines!

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thor89 0
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Well you are in utha become a Mormon :)

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thor89 0
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Well you are in utah become a Mormon :)

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everydayisfml07 3
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I believe it's "curb".. not "curve"?

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justsayfuck 5
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# 1; are you retarded? And that really sucks OP, hope you will date a better boy next time.

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The_grumpy_bear 0

Well, I bet YOU were surprised.

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xBangOut 4
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Bawwwwwww, OP, you poor little thingie, come and I'll give you a hug. This is just not cool, when you try to do smth good and all you get is... ;(

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Izzy_babii 0

Rofl

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Krissmerida 0

I hope you smeared that breakfast all over his walls! he would've had a great time cleaning it up!!!

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gennarawr 0

yes everyone, let's comment on the first one even though it has nothing to do with what we're about to say.

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superOdY 0
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lmao he's a moron..y would he give both or 1 gf keys ? lol

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waldoo37 8
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fucking amazing and funny. I tip my hat to you sir

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ZombieDios 1
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I'm replying to first with nothing relevant to say to his/her comment or anyone else's, am I doing it right?

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BadKitty13 28
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YOU ARE NASTY ! THAT IS DISGUSTING ! NO ONE WANTS TO KISS A BOOGER EATER !!

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beastmcbeastly 0
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you got compitition bitch

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CeilingCat15 0
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and a 3 some on the horizon

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Miss_Represented 0
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7 - Probably more like two women hit the drive thru on the way over, sure sign in 5 years they'll be 50lbs heavier

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Laxer21 0

ydi. shouldve been earlier

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unmadebed 0
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way to get super serious 162.It was a joke, and assuming she caught them together, if she threw it on the boy it would get on the girl.Pretty sure you are an asshole.Go fuck yourself.

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1337_taco 0

fuck off you sensitive cunt

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benny2465 0

shouldve been earlier, like they say, the early bird gets the worm... or is it the bagel?

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Threesome?

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tatiianah17 0

maybe one day is for girlfriend #1 and the other day is for gf #2... break up with him and eat the breakfast lol

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eihtballplaya_fml 4

Your boyfriends FML is like. I was at home chilling with my girl and my crazy stalker loser ex girlfriend shows up with breakfast and fucks up the mood. As if were still together.

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xXtyXx 0
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haha... too funny

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AngryNinja 1

Ahah, 38. Good one :)

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supergirl69_fml 0

2, exactly what I was thinking

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drunkin21 0
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agreed with 38 freakin comedy haha

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gingernator 0

XD love you 38

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RGHTre 0
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52- That's exactly what I was going to say!

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phatdaddy 0
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#149: Was that supposed to be deep or something? Because it wasn't.

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phatdaddy 0
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Haha!! They modded out your gay-ass poem! LMFAO!!

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phatdaddy 0
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What the hell? I didn't break a single rule in that post. Lame.

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Trickyklown 0
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Dam should have ran your ass off! YDI!

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Andrew1122 0

hahahahahaha

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RecklessJellyBea 7

This a re-post?

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cooleyo776 0

that sux

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orangeinstat 0
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look on the brightside at least you can now eat the breakfast you made

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loftstory 0
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rhat could be a good opp for a 3some did do miss it? i bet u didn' tell all

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Stevefett 0
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Yay!! Another pic that is totally the opposite of hetero-sexual. That's just great.

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Stevefett 0
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Dammit i said you pic is gay!! Where did my comment go?

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Gerblat 0
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Damn, Justin Bieber got ripped...

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green_eyes124 0

haha! he does kind of look like him : p

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Tomatobee 4

There are sooo many like this.

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lettertjes 0
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Smart boyfriend. Or ex-boyfriend now, I hope.

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seahorses4eva 4
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Guess you were the one who received the surprise. Sorry OP, that's too bad. Time to kick rocks.

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RGHTre 0
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11- I'm pretty sure her boyfriend was just as suprised, or, in the very least, extremely happy and/or excited while hoping for a threesome.

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TheSoccerGirl 0

Ooooo that's a nice way to find out someones cheating on youu heyy babe want some wuevos ? Oh crapp whose this ?

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Trickyklown 0
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Huevos* And yes I would like some!

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