FML : Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure...

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Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 26 November 2013 19:05 / United States - New York

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By junkman6 | 22

#5769256 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:19

The idea of an obese bully being tazered makes me extremely happy.

By Shleebs | 12

#5769248 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:17

Shocking.

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By Shleebs | 12

#5769248 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:17

Shocking.

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5769390 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 01:09

And that's how he became the most electrifying man in sports entertainment.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5769473 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 03:22

Watt a buzz that must have been for your daughter.

ptoka | 18

#5769483 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 03:31

What did he do to spark such a reaction in your daughter?

addioty | 19

#5769557 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 05:14

Ah I moderated this. I'm curious as to how a 4 year old knew how to work it...

Chris93Jones | 20

#5769558 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 05:16

if you smellellellell what the chubs is cooking

154rct | 7

#5770498 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 09:24

*rimshot*

KingRay | 3

#5772719 - Saturday 30 November 2013 01:12

Punny

Tomato_Cheese | 22

#6496919 - Wednesday 30 December 2016 06:19

I got a buzz from the reading that one.

By BFons | 19

#5769251 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:17

I hope you gave her a taste of her own medicine.

wienerdog101 | 3

#5769311 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:49

Dude you're a tard

NotAddictive | 6

#5769312 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:49

I feel bad for your kids...

Kyuzomi | 12

#5769405 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 01:27

Medicine...? Wha...? So with your logic. Taser = medicine.

metalwolf | 17

#5769444 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 02:41

He must be referring to shocktarts as medicine

dingleberrysteve | 6

#5769479 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 03:27

cuz murder is the best answer to a bully

Rainhawk94 | 27

#5769538 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 04:56

#64 and #2 are related

Sitting_Ducki | 8

#5769544 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 05:01

Why???? He's a bully and I hope he got it in the balls lol

jazzy_123 | 20

#5769841 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 09:11

why would you taze your own daughter?

JustBeingAwesome | 22

#5769979 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 01:45

#100, he uh... He didn't.

JustBeingAwesome | 22

#5769981 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 01:49

#100, I read your comment wrong I'm sorry :p

cheaptrick2 | 4

#5771423 - Thursday 28 November 2013 08:00

*cough* CHILD ABUSE *Cough*

kc_bbg15 | 14

#5772454 - Friday 29 November 2013 07:46

You sir, are an idiot!

clever_name_here | 7

#5773787 - Sunday 1 December 2013 12:19

Did you read the whole FML or the last sentence?

By MateRicks | 18

#5769252 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:17

That must have been a shock

By itscare1217 | 13

#5769253 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:18

such an electrifying turn of events

By emirie | 21

#5769255 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:19

Where did she find your taser!?

jkmartinjk | 16

#5769700 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 06:46

I didn't know that people carry around tasers now... I better be careful out there.

Knightchaser27 | 25

#5770046 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 03:45

It was probably in OP's purse

ReignInBlood | 11

#5770145 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 05:37

The OP is a male, why would he have a purse?

peve3 | 12

#5770183 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 06:26

It's not a purse, it's a satchel!

Brightbulb | 39

#5770330 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 07:49

Every Doctor I know carries a taser. They get assaulted a lot

emirie | 21

#5771609 - Friday 29 November 2013 12:41

Its not a satchel, its a murse

By junkman6 | 22

#5769256 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:19

The idea of an obese bully being tazered makes me extremely happy.

Dawnstempest | 17

#5769288 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:30

Enough that you start shaking from joy?

Booda_Shun | 28

#5769402 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 01:25

I was quaking in my boots...

jerryj | 27

#5769646 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 06:17

Especially if it's the obese bully from Ted. Boy does he deserve getting an "ouch".

lylotrezor | 20

#5769880 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 10:48

I don't think violence can be solved with even more violence.

Randomness90 | 27

#5770423 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 08:38

You and me both!

Samuel5463 | 12

#6203062 - Sunday 15 February 2015 06:22

Lol

By Gingy723 | 7

#5769257 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:20

That is awsome, props to ur daughter, hope u didnt get in to much trouble

By Nakoma_fml | 10

#5769258 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:20

That should teach him to "treat others how you want to be treated".

By jessBeAqueen | 13

#5769263 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:21

I'm guessing she was defending herself from his bullying. good for her. you should be proud of her for being able to take care of herself

JACKxRAWR | 22

#5769341 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 12:17

Even if not it's still funny as fuck.

cakefete2 | 30

#5769494 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 04:02

Would have been even funnier if she screamed pikachuuuuuu, then shocked him.

SarcasticShade | 16

#5770838 - Thursday 28 November 2013 04:37

I guess it was Pikachu versus Snorlax 71.

By Insane94 | 17

#5769265 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:22

Shocking.

Soulsbane96_fml | 11

#5769286 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:29

Sorry mate. 1 beat you to it. Gotta be quicker on the draw.

Insane94 | 17

#5769318 - Tuesday 26 November 2013 11:55

I know, I realised straight after I posted...

LittleBastard | 20

#5769395 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 01:14

You had time to change it to something more witty. 120 seconds, to be exact.

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