Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML
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junkman6
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The idea of an obese bully being tazered makes me extremely happy.
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Shleebs
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Shocking.
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Shleebs
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Shocking.
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
And that's how he became the most electrifying man in sports entertainment.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Watt a buzz that must have been for your daughter.
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ptoka
| 20
What did he do to spark such a reaction in your daughter?
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addioty
| 19
Ah I moderated this. I'm curious as to how a 4 year old knew how to work it...
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Chris93Jones
| 20
if you smellellellell what the chubs is cooking
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154rct
| 7
*rimshot*
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KingRay
| 3
Punny
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Tomato_Cheese
| 22
I got a buzz from the reading that one.
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BFons
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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wienerdog101
| 3
Dude you're a tard
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NotAddictive
| 6
I feel bad for your kids...
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Kyuzomi
| 12
Medicine...? Wha...? So with your logic. Taser = medicine.
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metalwolf
| 17
He must be referring to shocktarts as medicine
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dingleberrysteve
| 6
cuz murder is the best answer to a bully
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Rainhawk94
| 27
#64 and #2 are related
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Sitting_Ducki
| 8
Why???? He's a bully and I hope he got it in the balls lol
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jazzy_123
| 20
why would you taze your own daughter?
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JustBeingAwesome
| 22
#100, he uh... He didn't.
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JustBeingAwesome
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#100, I read your comment wrong I'm sorry :p
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cheaptrick2
| 4
*cough* CHILD ABUSE *Cough*
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kc_bbg15
| 14
You sir, are an idiot!
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clever_name_here
| 7
Did you read the whole FML or the last sentence?
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MateRicks
| 18
That must have been a shock
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itscare1217
| 13
such an electrifying turn of events
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emirie
| 21
Where did she find your taser!?
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jkmartinjk
| 16
I didn't know that people carry around tasers now... I better be careful out there.
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Knightchaser27
| 25
It was probably in OP's purse
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ReignInBlood
| 11
The OP is a male, why would he have a purse?
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peve3
| 12
It's not a purse, it's a satchel!
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Brightbulb
| 39
Every Doctor I know carries a taser. They get assaulted a lot
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emirie
| 21
Its not a satchel, its a murse
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junkman6
| 22
The idea of an obese bully being tazered makes me extremely happy.
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Dawnstempest
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Enough that you start shaking from joy?
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I was quaking in my boots...
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jerryj
| 27
Especially if it's the obese bully from Ted. Boy does he deserve getting an "ouch".
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lylotrezor
| 20
I don't think violence can be solved with even more violence.
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Randomness90
| 27
You and me both!
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Samuel5463
| 12
Lol
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Gingy723
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That is awsome, props to ur daughter, hope u didnt get in to much trouble
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Nakoma_fml
| 10
That should teach him to "treat others how you want to be treated".
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jessBeAqueen
| 13
I'm guessing she was defending herself from his bullying. good for her. you should be proud of her for being able to take care of herself
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
Even if not it's still funny as fuck.
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cakefete2
| 30
Would have been even funnier if she screamed pikachuuuuuu, then shocked him.
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SarcasticShade
| 16
I guess it was Pikachu versus Snorlax 71.
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Insane94
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Shocking.
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Soulsbane96_fml
| 11
Sorry mate. 1 beat you to it. Gotta be quicker on the draw.
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Insane94
| 17
I know, I realised straight after I posted...
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LittleBastard
| 20
You had time to change it to something more witty. 120 seconds, to be exact.