By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 19:05 - United States - New York

Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML
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junkman6 22
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The idea of an obese bully being tazered makes me extremely happy.

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TheCanucklehead 22
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And that's how he became the most electrifying man in sports entertainment.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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Watt a buzz that must have been for your daughter.

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ptoka 20
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What did he do to spark such a reaction in your daughter?

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addioty 19

Ah I moderated this. I'm curious as to how a 4 year old knew how to work it...

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Chris93Jones 20
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if you smellellellell what the chubs is cooking

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154rct 7

*rimshot*

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Tomato_Cheese 22
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I got a buzz from the reading that one.

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BFons 19

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wienerdog101 3
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Dude you're a tard

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NotAddictive 6
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I feel bad for your kids...

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Kyuzomi 12
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Medicine...? Wha...? So with your logic. Taser = medicine.

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metalwolf 17
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He must be referring to shocktarts as medicine

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dingleberrysteve 6
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cuz murder is the best answer to a bully

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Rainhawk94 27

#64 and #2 are related

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Sitting_Ducki 8

Why???? He's a bully and I hope he got it in the balls lol

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jazzy_123 20

why would you taze your own daughter?

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JustBeingAwesome 22
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#100, he uh... He didn't.

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JustBeingAwesome 22
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#100, I read your comment wrong I'm sorry :p

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cheaptrick2 4
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*cough* CHILD ABUSE *Cough*

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kc_bbg15 14
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You sir, are an idiot!

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clever_name_here 7
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Did you read the whole FML or the last sentence?

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MateRicks 18
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That must have been a shock

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itscare1217 13
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such an electrifying turn of events

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emirie 21

Where did she find your taser!?

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jkmartinjk 16
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I didn't know that people carry around tasers now... I better be careful out there.

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Knightchaser27 25

It was probably in OP's purse

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ReignInBlood 11
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The OP is a male, why would he have a purse?

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peve3 12

It's not a purse, it's a satchel!

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Brightbulb 39

Every Doctor I know carries a taser. They get assaulted a lot

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emirie 21

Its not a satchel, its a murse

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junkman6 22
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The idea of an obese bully being tazered makes me extremely happy.

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Dawnstempest 17

Enough that you start shaking from joy?

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\ 28

I was quaking in my boots...

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jerryj 27
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Especially if it's the obese bully from Ted. Boy does he deserve getting an "ouch".

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lylotrezor 20
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I don't think violence can be solved with even more violence.

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Randomness90 27
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You and me both!

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Gingy723 7
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That is awsome, props to ur daughter, hope u didnt get in to much trouble

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Nakoma_fml 10
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That should teach him to "treat others how you want to be treated".

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jessBeAqueen 13
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I'm guessing she was defending herself from his bullying. good for her. you should be proud of her for being able to take care of herself

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JACKxRAWR 22
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Even if not it's still funny as fuck.

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cakefete2 30
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Would have been even funnier if she screamed pikachuuuuuu, then shocked him.

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SarcasticShade 16
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I guess it was Pikachu versus Snorlax 71.

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Insane94 17
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Shocking.

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Soulsbane96_fml 11
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Sorry mate. 1 beat you to it. Gotta be quicker on the draw.

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Insane94 17
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I know, I realised straight after I posted...

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LittleBastard 20
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You had time to change it to something more witty. 120 seconds, to be exact.

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