Love: Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him...

By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 589

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 109

You deserved it 120

By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 567

You deserved it 4 364

By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 378

You deserved it 6 237

By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 183

You deserved it 8 056

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 269

You deserved it 445

I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 503

You deserved it 125

By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 158

You deserved it 2 242

Plot twist

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 586

You deserved it 76

By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 978

You deserved it 30 321

Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 626

You deserved it 43 692

RamiUSMC 9

Monday 18 November 2013 22:19

you mean ex-boyfriend

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 18 November 2013 22:20

It could be worse. Imagine how horrible the 3rd girlfriend would feel when she arrives.

Comments

BreathlessInk 15

Monday 18 November 2013 22:31

On the bright side, you can lose 150+lbs of excess weight by dumping him!

macelonel 26

Monday 18 November 2013 22:35

The more the merrier

perdix 29

Monday 18 November 2013 22:38

Which anniversary were they celebrating? If it's >1, you're the "other woman."

Scynistr 20

Tuesday 19 November 2013 21:30

Was gonna say that she might be the second woman..

olpally 32

Monday 18 November 2013 22:43

Kick him in the nuts and walk out.

dane18 12

Monday 18 November 2013 22:59

Probably for the better

Nvjds 12

Monday 18 November 2013 23:02

if u were a better gf he wouldnt cheat on u

love_me_electric 20

Monday 18 November 2013 23:54

If someone is abusive I'd say they deserve to have their partner cheat on them. If you don't respect your partner, why should they respect you? (I know this isn't what happened in the fml, just responding to 31)

rob02 19

Tuesday 19 November 2013 0:15

if you're in an abusive relationship you don't cheat, you ******* leave

Setareh23 34

Tuesday 19 November 2013 0:43

43- what 50 said. Unfortunately abusive people can also be very controlling in relationships, and if you're cheating on him/her they could seriously harm (or even kill) you when they find out. It's best to just end the relationship ASAP. Easier said than done, but necessary all the same.