Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I failed a CAPTCHA seven times before completing it. They didn't lie when they said they are making them harder. I don't think I'm a robot, but maybe I should get tested. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML
Today, I had to complete a simple math problem to submit a web form in order to show that I wasn't a spam robot. I got it wrong. I'm officially too bad at arithmetic to prove I'm human. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
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macrosoft 3
looks like you filled out your personal information really well:)
whiteboy7thst 2
Sounds like your a prick head. just saying.
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Comments (157)
ryrywakaka 0
lol well having to go on those sites you gotta be quite depressed and ya lol loser
keilanclarke 0
wait. look at your hat and your emo hair and say that again please. ya lol loser
Topygrl21 8
haha!!!!!
ThogTheCaveman 7
The emo hair suggests, you, too, may, in fact, be a depressed loser.
Krilleee 5
go out do something and meet people instead of using the Internet dude! that's just seems desperate ....
CookieCrazy 8
Plenty of people use the internet to find a suitable partner, it's not exactly uncommon.
Krilleee 5
yeah but still go out and meet someone is way better then the Internet? right
CookieCrazy 8
True, but there's always the possibility that nobody around feels "just right" to OP. If dating somebody near you doesn't work, that's what an online dating site is for; to hopefully bring promising couples together because they seem to make a good match. I know the chances are small, but I'm sure that the few happy couples are glad they made the choice no matter how humiliating it seemed at the beginning.
Talian_fml 4
Lol true
Krilleee 5
yeah thats true dude!
lucasyourlife 0
the humor of dating sites :D
Feklfekl2222 32
it's humour not humor
rocketeer_97 1
it could be spelled both ways. for example: color & colour
lucasyourlife 0
thousand of desprate losers are finding a soulmate online! just kidding that is kinda cruel they put that
illmatic2 16
Technology can be a real bitch sometimes.
rjflores 0
gotta love technology.
deprived13 3
i think your full of crap, n make up fake fmls jus cause your a depressed loser. cause they are always random letters n numbers, or they would be too easy to bypass
smellymellyy 7
bad
imnotcraZ 0
the computer does not lie...it doesn't know how to
stormchaser24 24
wow. usually they use Radom letters but I have seen words too. FYL