Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I failed a CAPTCHA seven times before completing it. They didn't lie when they said they are making them harder. I don't think I'm a robot, but maybe I should get tested. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML
Today, I had to complete a simple math problem to submit a web form in order to show that I wasn't a spam robot. I got it wrong. I'm officially too bad at arithmetic to prove I'm human. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
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Top comments
macrosoft 3
looks like you filled out your personal information really well:)
whiteboy7thst 2
Sounds like your a prick head. just saying.
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Comments (157)
sheethapins 13
Cure for depression: Medication and therapy. Cure for being a loser: Solitaire. Cure for online dating: Get the hell out of your house and meet someone.
themichaeljoseph 0
the webmaster of the site controls the captcha. it goes to his database, he most likely intentionally did that to **** with you guys lol, don't trip.
Eckristen 1
i bet they did it on pourpose!
lonewolf6613 4
hahaha f*** u 2. :)
blakesaurus 0
everybody is on okcupid. anybody who says otherwise is either lying or one of those weirdos without so much as a facebook profile.
keepmeonthedl 7
What's wrong with not having a facebook? It's usually just a waste of time anyway.
BlackOpsWolf 0
lol n00b
keepmeonthedl 7
You're both young. You'll find someone :)
soccerluva19 0
how did they know.... did your mom tell them
oohcrap2 0
i think there on to you
kaelz00 0
woww that sucks big time