Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I failed a CAPTCHA seven times before completing it. They didn't lie when they said they are making them harder. I don't think I'm a robot, but maybe I should get tested. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML
Today, I had to complete a simple math problem to submit a web form in order to show that I wasn't a spam robot. I got it wrong. I'm officially too bad at arithmetic to prove I'm human. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
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macrosoft 3
looks like you filled out your personal information really well:)
whiteboy7thst 2
Sounds like your a prick head. just saying.
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Comments (157)
steveakafranxy 7
dude, it's a sifn
atomicbaboon 0
dude, your 16. get off FML and get out and meet people. join clubs or sports teams at school or talk more in class. even if you make just friends, that's a start.
KayDayParade 0
Wait so which dating site?
sdmarti 0
thats rough even the computer knows ur a loser
rofflewaffle 9
Dude, in high school it's all about looks and popularity. Once you get older, people don't care as much. I always judge on personality before looks because at 70 everyone's face gets droopy and gross, and I want someone whose company I'll always enjoy. Just be yourself and try to stay confident, and eventually someone will see past the exterior and love the person on the inside.
some1azn 0
Scott Pilgrim?
matt0794 1
I gotta ask, why was my comment thumbed down? I was simply stating that I've I usually get random letters and numbers as a CAPTCHA.
GreenMuzz 0
INGLIP SUMMONED
ImpendingRiot 0
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shaneac 0
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Eckristen 1
yea i dont have a FB! FB is the devil
ShakeMeDown 12
fb isn't a dating site lmfao