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By NotEnoughBleach - 14/03/2016 03:58 - United States - Englewood
Today, while trying to sleep, my roommates were shouting in the next room. When I poked my head out to tell them to shut up, I was greeted by the sight of one of them with his knob duct-taped inside a gun holster, and the other one trying to rip it off. And they wonder why I'm not more social. FML
Yeah #6, them being guy makes it so weird because everyone knows it would be less weird if a girl was trying to rip a gun holster off a guy's dick. Or if a girl had a dick, and a gun holster stuck on it. Makes sense.
What the hell? Why was a gun holster on his dick?
They were having a blast