Love: Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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By Marco - 22/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry..." FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By bruisedandconfused - 12/02/2019 12:25 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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Ouch

By Roses are Red - 07/03/2013 06:07 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML

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By alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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Scribble your name across my heart…

By Jennie - 16/06/2020 08:08

Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML

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Ben12345_fml 18

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:42

What a bitch

katertott 44

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:43

I'm sorry. At least now you know her true colors.

Comments

PizzaElHutt 7

Friday 3 July 2015 0:32

**** that trick ass bitch. Gut her and skin her alive.

AbtractAngela 17

Friday 3 July 2015 0:37

She sounds like an insecure attention *****.

rjdare 11

Friday 3 July 2015 0:44

Aww, hey you're still a gentleman. Ftb.

S1N9UL4R17Y 8

Friday 3 July 2015 2:24

ouch, believe me, you do not want someone like that. you can do a lot better.

Kramer1998 20

Friday 3 July 2015 2:48

Well i hope you have learned a valuable lesson, she doesn't diserve you at all

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Friday 3 July 2015 3:40

People like that dont deserve flowers

SomethingAwkward 1

Friday 3 July 2015 3:54

You can send me flowers :) I would actually appreciate the gesture.

Girlshotdown1 21

Friday 3 July 2015 4:47

That is a bitch troll. I would of loved the flowers OP

Hugo26_fml 11

Friday 3 July 2015 5:03

So did you push the LIKE button (if on fb) just to show her you seen it and you don't give a f***

TahoeFMler 22

Sunday 12 July 2015 9:38

I like that idea!

carrotcart 15

Friday 3 July 2015 5:18

should've sent that chick some manners instead. you deserve better than that anyways.

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