Love: Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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Mrs Popular

By Marco - 22/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry..." FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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You deserved it 12 127

By bruisedandconfused - 12/02/2019 12:25 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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Ouch

By Roses are Red - 07/03/2013 06:07 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML

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By alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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Scribble your name across my heart…

By Jennie - 16/06/2020 08:08

Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML

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Ben12345_fml 18

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:42

What a bitch

katertott 44

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:43

I'm sorry. At least now you know her true colors.

Comments

THEDUDE1553566 24

Thursday 2 July 2015 18:00

You should comment on the photo "thanks for braking my heart" to make her look like a ****...which she already is

Omniprism 14

Thursday 2 July 2015 18:06

She's a bitch. Move on. Find someone who'll appreciate you.

Silk_Routes 14

Thursday 2 July 2015 18:08

FYL as many likes and comments she is getting online plus try find someone more deserving.

FenderM 5

Thursday 2 July 2015 18:09

You've dodged a bullet for the cost of some flowers. Nicely done.

janfleury 19

Thursday 2 July 2015 18:44

No class. I know you like her but move on and find someone better than that. You deserve so much better than that.

bassfisher100 23

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:37

wow. what a ****. clearly she's not worth your time

SammiixSue 13

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:37

What a bitch! I'm sorry OP

Darkness_Hate 29

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:43

Now you know who she really is..Don't waste your time anymore.

amanda182 19

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:45

Some girls are really just heartless bitches and can't appreciate a nice gesture. What a ****. You deserve better.

orneryvixen 15

Thursday 2 July 2015 19:49

She's an ungrateful bitch and you deserve better. I hope your feelings have changed and you don't like her anymore.

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