Transportation and Pervert: Cheeky bastard

Cheeky bastard

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 16:00

Today, a guy tried to take a picture up my skirt, so I loudly confronted him. Just as loudly, he called me a liar because who’d want an "up-skirt of a whale" like me. No one else on the train tried to help me, and I could tell from their dirty looks they agreed with the pervert 100%. FML

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By missprude666 - 19/01/2012 08:32 - Australia

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

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Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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By Mortified - 09/11/2025 22:00

Today, I tried to secretly take a photo of a cute guy on the train. I forgot my flash was on. He looked straight at me, smirked, and said, “If you wanted my picture, you could’ve just asked.” I got off three stops early. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

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By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By assoutofuandme - 14/02/2013 07:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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MidnaLink 33

Friday 22 April 2022 16:41

Next time, punch first and ask questions later.

mattiagardin 15

Friday 22 April 2022 17:23

How sure are you that he was trying to take a photo of you?

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MidnaLink 33

Friday 22 April 2022 16:41

Next time, punch first and ask questions later.

mattiagardin 15

Friday 22 April 2022 17:23

How sure are you that he was trying to take a photo of you?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 April 2022 18:21

His logic would make sense to the general public. The answer would be "a small number of guys who fetishize plus-sized women and their genitalia. I'll bet they're called FUPA-dupas"