FML : Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm...

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Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 August 2010 23:40 / United States

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By agamid | 1

#1315668 - Sunday 29 August 2010 09:28

what's wrong with that? just correct them, but if they're small-minded enough to think calling someone a lesbian is an insult then they're probably not worth associating with.

By hahaiseeyou | 0

#1315441 - Sunday 29 August 2010 09:07

easy as just correcting them

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By satanic_fml | 13

#1315392 - Sunday 29 August 2010 09:04

you're gay

By crushingpeanuts | 0

#1315398 - Sunday 29 August 2010 09:04

stop looking like a dyke then

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juliahockey | 0

#3396189 - Thursday 6 October 2011 02:11

I get called different from the girl in my class, by being called "the mellow one", because I go with the flow. She is "the crazy one" haha.

By julicious_fml | 0

#1315405 - Sunday 29 August 2010 09:05

stop kissing girls when you're drunk at parties! gosh!

By hahaiseeyou | 0

#1315441 - Sunday 29 August 2010 09:07

easy as just correcting them

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soulja93 | 0

#1315631 - Sunday 29 August 2010 09:25

ur very gorgeous @ hahaiseeyou

By JocelynKaulitz | 28

#1315467 - Sunday 29 August 2010 09:09

get a boyfriend

By srunano | 4

#1315472 - Sunday 29 August 2010 09:09

All you have to do is point out that you are straight OP. problem solved and no need to post on fml :)

By unidentified_sta | 5

#1315485 - Sunday 29 August 2010 09:10

Lesbian fantasy get!

By AnnaBananaAUS | 0

#1315494 - Sunday 29 August 2010 09:11

dont dress like a lumber jack. problem solved

By SinShady | 0

#1315525 - Sunday 29 August 2010 09:14

Hook up wit they dads, problem gone. :)

By perdix | 29

#1315536 - Sunday 29 August 2010 09:15

Get rid of the mullet and have a gang-bang in the boys' locker room. That'll fix it.

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