Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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NorfolkDude 2
Another text message FML? My goodness. lol. Just get over it. If you didn't tell him in person, then you don't love him enough. Some guys just can't stand that stuff especially if it's over text or instant message,
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Two things: 1) You should be ******* paying attention in class, not texting your boyfriend. I don't care how hottt he is. 2) Trying to be romantic over SMS is pitiful. Say it to his face.
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your_face 15
Maybe the OP has a habit of skipping class, or not paying attention and subsequently failing, and the bf is trying to help her kick that habit, in a tough love kind of way. I know once when my boyfriend was working on a big project, he kept calling me when he wanted to take a break and I refused to talk to him because I felt it was more important for the work to get done.
AlphaLeader 0
Ive done this before and mostly because of what #42 said! Tough Love FTW!
userisprivate 0
texting will never take the place of a love letter. never spill your guts over a text. it shows that you have no character and no spine.
danarama 0
hahahahahahhahahahaha gutted. say it to his face :)
ditlihi 0
Hmmm..... A bit ambiguous. Are you in school? Maybe he thought you were suppose to be in class.
kjd 7
damn...that must sucked! ya should punch his face for not being a bit romantic over it...
imnotabeaner 0
gf love txts like that = "i wanna get laid." logical male response = "cool, but i thought you were busy in class right now." how is this an fml?
MrGrene 0
he was probably saying that he didn't deserve you
twilightgirl21 0
that guy is a dirtbag and you and him need to have a talk. goodluck. men are awesome at times and bad at other times
AmandaZane 0
I feel for you, sounds like you are dating a guy like my ex!