Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
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Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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NorfolkDude 2
Another text message FML? My goodness. lol. Just get over it. If you didn't tell him in person, then you don't love him enough. Some guys just can't stand that stuff especially if it's over text or instant message,
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Two things: 1) You should be ******* paying attention in class, not texting your boyfriend. I don't care how hottt he is. 2) Trying to be romantic over SMS is pitiful. Say it to his face.
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13AlibiesETF 6
Don't worry my bf did the same. Boys get so awkward and just say random things:)
ravenmarie1995 0
haaa ydi. thats why you dont tell the person you love that you love them through textmessaging. its stupid. just tdll them in person. its more believeable then. gezzz people need to stop being so dependent of there cell phones.
PrimeStarscream 30
NEXT.
brianaaa 0
Ouchh.
SmileyLexie123 0
Lies I seen that on google. Don't take credit
elletex 8
It's refreshing to see that fellow female commenters have not been defending OP. She honestly sounds like a melodramatic and slightly insecure girlfriend if she really needs sappy text messages as reassurance in her relationship. As others have said, texts are impersonal. True, this may be a long distance relationship you still have actual phone calls and video chats like Skype. I've been in a long distance relationship before, and while I have sent the occasional spontaneous "I love you" texts, the more detailed statements should be done in a more personal manner. Also, since when is OP's boyfriend obligated to type out long, sappy messages to display affection? Is there some kind of rule stating that he should he send send out certain minimum of similar texts in order to be a good boyfriend and properly love her? The way I see it, such messages shouldn't be necessary if the boyfriend's actions show it and get the point across? My parents have been married for thirty years, and they don't need to say "I love you" all the time to let the other know it's true. Sorry, but OP sounds like a stereotypical whiny woman who demands constant affection and is determined to label her boyfriend as a "typical insensitive guy." Frankly, I can't stand women like that.
redhedsaysrawr 18
youre secretly a single man, arent you? Or maybe youve just never been in a relationship before, but yeah, in relationships there is occasionally the need of a little "i love you" from your boyfriend, you know? And sometimes texting is all thats available, i mean, sometimes email wont work or the internet or wifi isnt available to your partner, so it gets kinda lonely when you dont talk to them for a while. OP has every right to be upset.
Nolimit2217 32
Good man, reminding you to get that education!
KBurns207 17
Lol that's a male for you
mollyjynxjax 28
He probably wasn't trying to be rude. He probably realized how sweet it was but was genuinely curious as to why you were texting him when he thought you were supposed to be in class
CinderBrick 13
I just don't reply if I have class or they have class. I don't want to mess up anyone's education