Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
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Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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NorfolkDude 2
Another text message FML? My goodness. lol. Just get over it. If you didn't tell him in person, then you don't love him enough. Some guys just can't stand that stuff especially if it's over text or instant message,
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Two things: 1) You should be ******* paying attention in class, not texting your boyfriend. I don't care how hottt he is. 2) Trying to be romantic over SMS is pitiful. Say it to his face.
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Comments (93)
alex_vik 1
Looks like you're not classy. YDI
catrb933 0
I dunno if he was talking about you not being classy or if he thought you were in class or something, but everyone on this board needs to chill. You can say shit over text - don't assume that this was the first time that she said something like that to him. It's not terrible, but it does suck when you spend the time thinking of a nice thing to say to someone to make their day and they give you something back that is totally half-assed, even if it was out of shock.
shamille 5
maybe he meant in class.. haha
Freak_Feet 0
A text is so impersonal. If you really wanted him to know how you felt, you would have done it by another means. No surprise he was so casual with his response.
Monty_Python 0
I do hate the person who invented texts. Not only do people not call anymore, but I feel weird for calling instead of texting. And people never think about what they say, so half the time the only response I will get is "lol". Not to mention almost everyone I know texts at about half the speed I do.
chimmy 0
i'm a girl and i think she is being overly dramatic. get over it, and converse with him face-to-face. his text was legitimate especially if u were supposed to be in class.
podrummer9209 0
Lol, why would you text in class? I mean, I do it, but that's cuz it's my senior year in high school and I just don't give a crap, but seriously. This one had fail stamped on it to start with
mehwhateverr 0
if you can't tell him in person, then you don't love him. and if you're in a long distance relationship, then tell him over the phone. ydi.
dontknowmuchelse 0
Bottom line, whatever he meant, you should NOT have been texting that kind of stuff to him. Personally, I have disabled texting on my phone because I think it is useless, and this is a great example of how people use it wrongly.
xomsdelanyox 0
dude get over it...it was a text message. its not like you two were having a moment or anything