Health and Transportation: Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party...

By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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By monquiqui - 04/07/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

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By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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By Neednewfriends - 11/11/2015 14:38 - Australia

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By PatientlyDying - 15/06/2015 23:07 - United States - Plano

Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML

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By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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By nice one - 14/07/2013 17:51 - United States - Athens

Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

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By Tomaino - 18/08/2019 04:02

Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 28 July 2018 20:35

I hope you took full responsibility for your behavior, and got him off the proverbial hook.

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 11 August 2018 20:45

Well you did drink hope ya told them the truth,and thanked them.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 28 July 2018 20:35

I hope you took full responsibility for your behavior, and got him off the proverbial hook.

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 11 August 2018 20:45

Well you did drink hope ya told them the truth,and thanked them.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 11 August 2018 21:59

YDI for getting that drunk to begin with. Maybe you're the bad influence.

real life problems 26

Saturday 11 August 2018 22:33

This really depends on how old you are..

DragonMaiden7 15

Sunday 12 August 2018 0:31

If you’re old enough to drink, I’m pretty sure you are an adult, and I hope you told your parents that they honestly can’t control your life forever, or who you choose to have friends with.