You what?

By he does WHAT - 23/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I went with my wife to her work picnic. Some guy I don't know slapped her on the butt. I was ready to deck the creep, but my wife giggled and said, "Oh relax, it doesn't mean a thing. He does that all the time." FML
I agree, your life sucks 711
You deserved it 100
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Iamthebanzai22 21

That is bullshit. If she allows other guys to slap her ass then she has no respect for your marriage. Also, if that is the culture at her workplace then there is probably some other weird stuff going on as well. I find this really upsetting.

8 0
Iamthebanzai22 21

Well, she chose to be in a relationship with OP. That choice comes with certain responsibilities, like being respectful to that relationship and to her partner's feelings, even when he is not there. If a guy messed around on his wife, would you still be saying 'His body, his choice'? I think you are the one who can shut the **** up.

3 0

Comments

suntrkr 9

...And THEN you decked him, right? 'Cuz if not, dude, you're giving tacit approval to her taking the next step. Man up, grow a set and let her know, through your retaliation that she needs to respect you. Otherwise, save yourself a lot of trouble and hire a divorce lawyer.

8 5
Vesi 29

Bad idea: That will just result in OP getting put in a pair of pretty silver bracelets with a chain between. Best at this point is seriously talk with her about what is being allowed in the workplace and consult a therapist and/or attorney.

0 0
tiptoppc 19

It does speed up the ending of the marriage. If she doesn’t say the other side assaulted her, you know what she thinks of the marriage and you can yeet her the **** out of your home once you bail out so you can start finding divorce lawyers in peace.

0 0
Iamthebanzai22 21

That is bullshit. If she allows other guys to slap her ass then she has no respect for your marriage. Also, if that is the culture at her workplace then there is probably some other weird stuff going on as well. I find this really upsetting.

8 0
poopface82 19

Her body, her choice, you can shut the **** up.

0 8
Iamthebanzai22 21

Well, she chose to be in a relationship with OP. That choice comes with certain responsibilities, like being respectful to that relationship and to her partner's feelings, even when he is not there. If a guy messed around on his wife, would you still be saying 'His body, his choice'? I think you are the one who can shut the **** up.

3 0