Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML
Today, I unwittingly saw my supervisor's undies when turning to ask for help from someone else. She wears miniskirts most of the time and there is no way I can unsee this picture. FML
Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, my company released its yearly magazine and I was in the background of a picture directing men around the site. It was the worst photograph I’ve ever seen. It managed to make me look like Hitler with an exposed belly, including the moustache and the salute, and I don’t even have a moustache. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
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goshpeople 4
That's why they used the shot.
ProudTexan117 0
what magazine is this?
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Comments (83)
Legendslayer222 26
Probably a friend pointed it out to her in the magazine, and this conversation followed: Op: "What!? I didn't notice a camera then... Wait, what magazine is this?" Friend: "It's... errrr.... My architecture magazine! Yeah, it's about the stairs you are walking up..." *Friend hurriedly hides their adult magazine*
SteelCladAngel 0
fyl? you've obviously at least got a nice backside or your ass woulnt have been in the pic gtfover it
mrsmoon4eva 0
Wow op ur pretty skanky n YDI
fighterboy11 7
Doubt it u seem like u made this up cuz they can get sued for selling **** to minors this is a lie
hotpinkpepsi 6
haha goes with ur name
kaylapple 1
stairs fit in the architect category!
justanotherbird 19
Was it labeled "Stairway to Heaven"?
textwork 4
that's your own fault you shoulda been wearing something instead of a skirt if you didn't wanna wear panties
Ikdiy2009 0
on the plus side, they thought it was an attractive enough shot to show off to their readers.
marthamydear23 9
wouldn't you have to sign a release in order for them to use yiur picture?