By lebato97 - 09/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
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borkchop1992 15

i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this

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devanbostom 2

Haha that's one of those "damn....." moments.

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baden18830 5

no wonder they hate you. don't be such a tool.

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gqqlmno 0

That's wt u get for being a little fat annoying douche bag

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melibear89 7

Haha. Your neighbors know how to handle a douche bag with HUAS (head up ass syndrome). If I was your neighbor Ida peppered your ass with lead.

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UsernameI3itches 0

Take a dump in it, wrap it up, and put I back. ;)

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acetheone 8

if op didn't get one, the neighbours would have felt stupid. but the retard just had to get one. YTDI.

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