Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on...

By lebato97 - 09/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 20:49 - United States

Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML

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By Anon - 26/12/2015 02:03 - United States

Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML

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Don't mind me

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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Christmas gifts

By not a thief - 24/12/2021 01:59

Today, while I was home sick from work, my neighbor got packages delivered. Our apartments have had a lot of thefts lately so, being neighborly, I brought her stuff inside to wait. When she came home, I gave them right to her. Instead of thanking me, she told the office that I was the thief all along. FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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By Christmasloverandstuff - 25/12/2012 17:45 - United States

Today, my extended family came over for Christmas. I forgot to get a present for my extremely sensitive aunt. I took a gift from my re-gift pile and wrapped it quickly. Little did I remember that it was the same gift she gave me last year. She noticed. FML

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By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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By Cinderstar95 - 28/12/2016 09:34 - United States - Schererville

Today, my dad and brother found a Christmas present that they'd "forgotten" to give me. Expecting a joke, I apprehensively opened it. But I still wasn't prepared to unwrap the neck of the Christmas turkey. It had been rotting in the living room for 2 days. The smell was indescribable. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2014 20:02 - United States - Pennsville

Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML

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Friday 9 December 2011 8:59

Owned!

borkchop1992 15

Friday 9 December 2011 9:00

i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this

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armystrongbaby 0

Friday 9 December 2011 22:10

yaaaa you got ruined

fmlismynewspaper 7

Friday 9 December 2011 22:14

Ur a dumb ass! And OWNED!

TheWindowLicker 13

Friday 9 December 2011 22:20

Listen, I could care less about your opinion. All I've seen you do is troll around the comment sections looking for "back and forths" like this one. And I feel stupid for giving it to you, but whatever, that was my bad. All I can say is, no. You just sound dumb. People can make friends online, so what if you never meet them, when you get on whatever forum or website, you have someone to talk to and joke around with. There is nothing not normal about it, its socializing. And that doesn't mean that I(or anyone else who has online friends) don't have real life friends, I have plenty. But honestly everyone likes meeting people...well normal people...so I guess you don't, but that's ok, no ones judging. Anyway I'm ending this now because i know its giving you pleasure in some way. So like i said, have fun raging and being lonely.