By lebato97 - 09/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 660
You deserved it 80 869

Same thing different taste

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borkchop1992 15

i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this

Comments

Llamacod 11

Wow windowlicker, what's it like to "know" exactly what everyone means in every aspect of every comment? By the by, I don't give a rat's ass if I get thumbed down in any or every comment I make. I am not here to make friends. And in a verbal battle with anyone I will walk away with as many victories as defeats... by the way... It's spelled "just" not "juuust" adding more letters to a word just makes one look stupid

Look at yourself next time and see why they hate you. Then stop and apologize.

Lol so mad, llama. Anyway no, I added the letters to show that I was elongating that part of the word when I said it in my head. Anyway if that's your train of thought (not wanting to make friends) you might want to look into a more serious website, not one thats made purely for fun. Have fun raging and being lonely, I wish you the best of luck with it.

Llamacod 11

See, for someone that "knows" what everyone else means you seem confused. I'm not mad bro, I actually enjoy this kind back and forth. And while it's true that I'm not here to make friends don't think for a moment that I don't have fun on the site. I actually have enough real friends in the real world that I don't have to pussyfoot around the web in order to make "friends" with people on the web. I say what I say to get reactions from people on here without giving two ***** about what they think of me.

Llamacod 11

But, hey, if you can only have make believe online friends, who am I to judge.... Oh wait, I guess I'm someone who can interact socially like a "normal" person so I can judge.

Llamacod 11

Remember, if I get you upset then its a win for me.

Won't try that again will ya?lol and what kind of person would steal a Christmas present