Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
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Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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iarefatal 9
You must have sounded miserable
ariverperson 11
people go to shows to watch and listen to them, now listen to other people drowning it out with their singing, YDI
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EponineDaae 3
Take my hand, and I'll lead you to the dry cleaners. Take my love, for stains are everlasting. And remember, the truth that once was spoken, to pay another person, is to see the face of debt!
gjsmo 5
I'll probably get hate for this, but I really don't think this guy deserved it. I sing along to songs that I know in the movies. I *am* a singer, so it doesn't really sound bad though. Guy still shouldn't have dumped his soda on OP's head, a simple "please stop" would have sufficed (for most people).
SaffronTea 6
I agree with you 100%. It doesn't matter what the theater singer sounds like, it matters that the rest of the audience paid to hear the actors sing. If someone wants people to hear them sing, they should get their own stage and perform.
VivatRegina 14
I'm sorry someone threw soda at you, but you should be more considerate of other people. For most people, this is the first time they are seeing those songs performed, they don't want the experience ruined by someone singing in the theatre. How would you like it if you went to see a stand up act and someone spoke all the jokes along with it? You'd be annoyed.
stoych 19
I paid over £100 for a ticket to the last showing of Cats. The woman behind me had seen it several times clearly as she narrated the entire story before it all happened. Despite being told to shut up several times by me and others she still sang and talked. She ruined it for me and my friend. Had I had a drink I'm pretty sure she would have worn it too. Don't be so damn inconsiderate next time.
Arch27 27
1,000 times this.
Red_Phoenix 7
Hate when people sing with stuff. Especially if its the first time in seeing it. I'd like to enjoy the movie so yea you had it coming.
diva239 8
Why would you sing along in the movies! That's so frickin annoying! You deserved it
samsituation 11
Sorry but I agree buy the movie and sing at home
kalbrek009 20
If you ever go to the movies or a play again...just remember to SHUT THE HELL UP! It is NOT a sing a long...it is entertainment for EVERYONE to enjoy & when jerks like you have to open their mouth, talk on a cell phone, talk during the event period...we all want to dump soda on you...maybe you'd be better of just staying @ home with a rental so the rest of us can enjoy what we paid $9.50+ to watch without interruption.
stoych 19
You only pay $9.50? That's about £5 here in the uk if you are talking us dollars. We pay generally around £12-£15 so that's $24-$30! Damn I'm moving out there!
alliegraywords 13
£12 - £15? Holy Sh*t #239! O.o Here in Italy is 8€ (£6,50/$10,60), and I've always thought it was expensive...
SaffronTea 6
If you wanted to sing along, why not see it at a drive in movie theater? You're in your own car, and you can sing if you want as long as you have the windows rolled up. No one will hear you. Why on earth would you go to the movie theater, surrounded by people, and sing out loud? As others have said, this is not a singalong, it is a film. People pay a fortune to see the actors perform, not you. It's not a concert, and even then you only sing when the band announces they want everyone to sing.
miss101 3
wtf is wrong with you thats so ruse why did you think thats a good odea