Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
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Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML
Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
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E40_fml 0
N00B.
ffmmllyaya 0
sounds fake lol the 3D wasn't that realistic
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Comments (211)
namhowell 6
No 69, "ur" the idiot here!
jagiellon 0
YDI - I was on the fence until I saw that you apparently think that IMAX is owned by Apple.
null_fml 11
Hahaha - thank you. I came here to write pretty much the same thing.
3rw0n 0
nub... some srs fail.
biancster 0
lol wow smooth but that movie was so realistic... amazinggg
adonals 0
haha i heard the movie is really good 3D; my mom got a pirated on from mexicali and so ive seen it... wanna go see it in theaters tho for sure :)
ZeroG9210 0
That must be a good f**king movie.
dstroyr0153 0
the IMAX might of been that realistic?
Idontgivedamn 0
Avatar has the exact same plot of Pocahontas. Change names, races, time etc... The plots are the same, not similar THE EXACT SAME.
KittyKatGirl 15
are you talking about the disney version because if so, the script to Avatar was written BEFORE that version
adonals 0
NO avatar has the same exact plot to the disney movie furngully, the EXACT same plot with the whole tree thing and the only difference in furngully they are little faires and in in this movie they are huge 12 foot avatars...
Six_and_the_Moon 3
Indeed. http://jyte.com/cl/pochahontas-2-avatar
Mookdaruch 0
OMG Someone reads failblog.
KittyKatGirl 15
Furngully, fair enough, it is, but that linked website, even says Disney's Pocahontas, the script for Avatar was written in 1994 , Disney's Pocahontas? 1995.
adonals 0
lol yah i guess they are all quite similar.... all i could think about was furngully while i was watching it.
Twi_lover_EC 6
Avatar does seem a lot like what the white people did to the Indians way back when....
ditdotditdot 0
Stupid, stupid, stupid....
xrod_fml 0
what...a...*******...dumb...shit...