Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Today, I went to see Terminator. Not wanting to spend an outrageous amount of money at the concession stand, I sneaked a Dr. Pepper into the theater. I thought I had gotten away with it, until I opened the bottle and it exploded all over me and four other people that I didn't know. FML
Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
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E40_fml 0
N00B.
ffmmllyaya 0
sounds fake lol the 3D wasn't that realistic
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Comments (211)
darkblade666 3
wow thats a real good FMl ............................... NOT!!!!! wtf dude its funny when stuff like that happens.
Omnigeek6 1
FAIL. 3D means that is looks slightly more realistic. But thinking that an object in the movie has just touched you requires monumental stupidity. The fact that there are idiots like you out there actually makes me scared to watch movies in theaters. YDI.
sk8erboi1158 0
she's probably blonde
Sketch18 0
People like you don't belong on this site. You ruin things for everyone else. I don't like you.
Twi_lover_EC 6
I would probably scream thinking I was falling-i hate hights-and I MAX is really relistic. so is the damn movie......
Sinisin2010 0
Please tell me you really are not this bad at grammar. I'm ashamed if you are, so should your parents and teachers.
purplekites 0
seriously fml for the ppl sitting in front of you
Russellnieuw 0
I hear it's along movie, so to have that much drink left towards the end is impressive
fishness 0
at least you didn't puke on them. I work at a theater with an IMAX and way too many people have thrown up from seeing Avatar. Super gross.
WakingTheFallen 2
Ewww, this is why I always sit at the back of Movie Theaters. :O
kobe24doinwork 0
were you high?
yummcookie 0
I know the bit you mean, there's some ash that goes past your face
sizar 1
u r idiot!!!