By mattdevil - 08/12/2011 18:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 415
You deserved it 3 174

mattdevil tells us more.

Actually if I hadn't left the house I would have been hit by glass and a trapoline that was in my front room also it wasnt my trampoline

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Bounce back in to the house

What a helpful trampoline. No, please trampoline, after you.


Bounce back in to the house

The_SkyCantLimit 5

Well the window was already smashed in, so I guess it wouldn't hurt to bounce in and get a couple of shards stuck in the arm (:

I see what u did there...

that was nice of the trampoline.

builditbetter09 3

I wish my trampoline was that considerate.

Takador 3

Last time I checked, you're supposed to stay inside your house during a strom -.- YDI. OP's these days...

So, because he went outside during a storm, a trampoline smashed his window? You, sir, have bad logic.

58- if i hadn't left my house I'd have been showered in glass and hit by a trampoline... Im now very cold but alive atleast

Takador 3

Meh… fuck it, I'm too sleep-deprived to argue right now

93- sleep-deprived? Or smoldering over OP's logical answer?

Can I have my damn trampoline back!?

Marcella1016 31

-_- 58 was being sarcastic. And was too tired after he came back as 93 to explain it to you all.

Marcella1016 31

PS - WTF is a wheelie bin?? PPS - FUCK anti-flood protection........

Wait a minute, wasn't there a YouTube video trending earlier of a person recording a trampoline rolling down the street in your area? talk about coincidence if not lol.

121, a bin with wheels.

Lawzen_Rainbow 7

there is actually. it's called "crazy wind" #hurricanebawbag

British equivalent to a trash can, 121.

Thank you 136 for not being a smartass...

fluffy_nuggets 0

If the damage after the storm is that bad, the "wheelie bin" would be the last thing on my mind!

Unicorntails 7

My favorite FML. Sorry about your window, though.

WormsOnFire 1

Damn neighbors...

Llamacod 11

Wth do the neighbors have to do with anything?

WeAreAHurricane 14

Maybe because the trampoline wasn't OP's and I doubt it flew all the way from china or somewhere extremely far away -.-

Nowhere in the FML are the words "neighbor" or "China." Stupid girl is so stupid!

How is that stupid? She's saying the trampoline probably belonged to a neighbour!

It says a trampoline smashed my window not my trampoline so it was probably a neighboor's

Trampoline door :D

Free trampoline!!!!!

me_gusta_eso 1

Broken window! :D

Hayyyyyy this kid looks like my son!!!!

Oh you griffins get on my nerves so much!

Ah, flying trampolines. They make all the difference ;D

Especially in hurricane bawbag!

bryannab1 0

OP most likely knew the storm was coming since they tell you on the news. They should hace taken in or secured everthing outside their house. YDI.

It was warned but nobody knew it would be so powerful. The winds got up to 165mph and it definitely wasn't expected to be as bad as it was

See? And you didn't think your day was gonna bounce back!

Jdimp 1

how kind if that trampoline

Chaos187 6


That must really suck

You don't say...

Oh, but he did say!? :0

Trampolines are not sentient beings. You're Scottish so must be drunk because one cannot 'decide' to do something.

^this just about covers it.

You now have a bouncy house

CalCommando 6

Bouncy house+wheelie bin=sexytime?

What a helpful trampoline. No, please trampoline, after you.

It's nice to see that not all good trampolines r gone

That's okay though (period) A trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in.

WeAreAHurricane 14

Isn't it a comma? And either way who cares...