By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 20:09 - United States

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
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sammiller4 3

never assume a woman is pregnant unless its extremely obvious

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perdix 29

If you were a plumpa humpa, you could have said, "I'd be happy to get you there, ma'am."

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de2391 7

nerver assume a woman is pregant. you have much to learn

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HappyPickles 11

@138: Indeed - it was only in the time of the parent of most people here when it was a compliment to remark on someone being pregnant. That's been spoiled now...

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Chri55yT33n 0

Stupid cow. If I were as large as she sounds, I'd rather someone think I was pregnant than fat!

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RoccoRox 0

fat people shouldn't ride mopeds.

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de2391 7

noone should ride mopeds

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sourgirl101 28

What about the people on vacation in the Bahamas looking for some conch fritters?!!!

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libbylouwho 0

It is however, hilarious to imagine a morbidly obese person on a lil' moped! Kinda like "fat guy in a little coat", Rip Chris Farley

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SpazzyJazzy325 0

pregnant people don't ride mopeds

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SillySister 0

You never ever assume that somebody's pregnant unless they tell you so.

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husky88 1

disagree,huge ydi for all fat people who are too lazy to work out.

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Hummbinger 5

If they told you they were pregnant then it wouldn't be an assumption. ;)

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MrFerret 0

Just like pregnant women never drink or shoot up smack, yea that never ******* happens.

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BrookeBabe92 0

Lmao, that pretty funny, but FYL.

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ElectricGhost_fml 5

haha sorry if I keep looking at your picture =P it's cuz I like looking at snake bites cuz I want them so yea haha I'm no lesbö to tho haha

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Eroe 0

Her picture is obviously fake, it's on Google. If it even is a "she".

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WTFreversed 5

actually people photos can go on google from Facebook and myspace so you don't really know

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whiterabbit420 4

pregnant or fat should not ride mopeds, to avoid situations like this. fat men should continue to ride mopeds though cause it's funny.

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sourgirl101 28

Funny like them owning a smart car funny?

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shhhitsasecret 0

omg! there's a ginormous woman in my town who drives a smart car. it's so funny.

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misfitSuperStar 0

130- maybe she could get with the enormous guy that drives a smart car in my town?! I hear Cupid.......

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